papyrus get your FAT ASS off the counter !!!

“muffet-”

“No.”

“muff-”

“No! I do not understand the love of that putrid plant! Every year the weather gets cold and dark and everyone should be getting cider and a warm pastry! Not some red-and-white-striped candy nonsense! It reeks! And every day, someone else—some blithering human—walks into MY shop and asks if I sell anything with peppermint. I despise this horrible season! At least the cold air in Snowdin was never clogged with the scent of that ridiculous plant-”

Bee looks down at Chara, who had really been hoping for a nice minty hot chocolate.

“i told you, kiddo. spiders don’t like mint.”

Chara seems disappointed for a moment before their face lights up. What are they planning?

“I’m sorry, Muffet, I didn’t know you hated it so much!”

Muffet, still seething, softens when she looks at them.

“It’s not a big deal, darling. I simply don’t understand it.”

That look in Chara’s eyes is back.

“It’s tradition for this time of year. Everyone buys peppermint to celebrate! That’s why everyone sells it: it’s good for business during winter.”

Oh, now Bee get what they’re doing. Muffet suddenly looks interested.

The Hitman

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Credits in the video!

Have a good day at work today, deary!~

Undertale Muffet

OKAY-

Here, have a crossover with Hamilton x'))