#uniramia

Diplopoda

-“can we all just chill and maybe....”

-doesn’t finish sentences

-will take the unfinished food off your plate right before the waiter takes it

-legs for days but walks super slow

-rolls over to you at 3 am and asks if you’re awake

-likes gardening

Chilopoda

-wants to fight people over small things

-canine teeth that are entirely too long

-can be found peeling ham out of the packet late at night in large quantities

-has legs for days but walks at the speed of light

-throws things when they don’t work

Pauropoda

-“hhhhhh?”

-has not seen the sun in decades

-lies on the floor a lot

-can walk fast or slow but is constantly turning around to go another direction

“are we there yet?”

Symphyla

-skinny legend

-true cryptid

-self-deprecating humor that no one has the heart to say isn’t funny

-fast walk but gets tired in 20 seconds

-old soul in a young body

Insecta

-wore fairy wings when they were younger

-non gmo only

-blasts 80s disco music when upset

-likes swimming and wants to swim as transport