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FIONA

What are you to me (check all that apply)? [X] A stranger. [X] A friend. [??] A best friend. ( ◔̯◔ ) [] A crush. [] A girlfriend/boyfriend. [] A fiance/fiancee. [] A husband/wife. [] A family member. 

Where did I meet you? [] A bar. [] A party. [] The movies. [] The internet. [] Work. [] School. [] Church. [X] Other. (I will specify.) Good old street corner.

How long have I known you? [X] A year or less. [] Two or three years. [] Four or five years. [] Six to ten years. [] 11+ years.

I think you are (check all that apply): [X] Annoying. [] Kind. [X] Rude. [] Generous. [X] Selfish. [] Frugal. [] Fickle. [X] Funny. [] Polite. [X] Daring. [X] Cowardly. [X] Sweet. [X] Attractive. [] Ugly. [] Messy. [] Neat. [X] Cool. [X] Dorky. [X] Smart. [X] Stupid. [X] Immature. [] Mature. [X] Weird.

If you were caught in an explosion, I would (check all that apply): [X] Get you to a hospital. [X] Check to see how badly you were hurt. [] Tell you things that I was unable to before. [X] Panic. [] Cry. [] Let you be.

If I saw you right now, I would (check all that apply): [] Hug you. [X] Smile. [X] Be happy. [] Kiss you. [] Tackle-hug you. [X] Talk to you. [] Slap you. [] Yell at you. [] Be secretly loathsome of your presence. [] Do nothing.

What are my feelings towards you? (check all that apply) [X] I like you. [] I love you. [] I’m IN love with you. [X] I enjoy your company. [] I wish we talked more. [] I want to see you. [] I miss you. [] I hate you. [] I wish I’d never met you. [] I enjoy seeing you suffer. [] Who are you? 

If you died, I would (check all that apply): [] Not care. [X] Be sad. [X] Cry. [] Never recover. [] Die of heartbreak. 

[SMS; Bossman] It’s my attempt at political thinking. Humor me. - G

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