S/O gets a tattoo. Papyrus is not impressed
S/O: I'm baaaaack~
Papyrus: WELCOME HOME, MY DEAR! HOW WAS YOUR TATTOOING SESSION?
S/O: Oh it was great! I loved the end result!
Papyrus: WELL, LET'S SEE IT THEN, SHOW ME YOUR MASTERPIECE!
S/O: *turns around while pulling up their shirt*
Papyrus: AH, AN ANCHOR! A SYMBOL OF STEADFASTNESS, WONDERFUL CHOICE! BUT WHY DO IT ON YOUR BACK? YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT? OR CAN HUMANS ROTATE THEIR NECKS TOO?
S/O: *laughing good naturedly* Nah, I just felt like it was fitting, you know? After all, I've always felt like there's something HOLDING ME BACK.
Sans, from another room: *loud guffawing*
Papyrus: *squints*
S/O: *grins*
Papyrus: *eyes boggling* YOU PERMANENTLY MARKED YOURSELF JUST TO MAKE THAT AWFUL PUN?!
S/O: *shrugs*
Papyrus: NYEH! WE'RE NO LONGER DATEMATES!
Sans, appearing besides S/O: awe paps, are you shore that's the light call? You're both everyone's favorite ship after all, I'm sunwhat disappointed in you~
Papyrus: SANS! DO NOT!
S/O: it's okay Sans, I bought a whole bunch of fake tattoos just in case, if he keeps insisting on getting rid of me I'll just have to give him an ANCHOR of today~
Papyrus: DISHONOR! DISHONOR TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
S/O: but Paps, you're both my family.
Papyrus: *blushes* NYEH! MY POINT STILL STANDS YOU LOVABLE FIEND!
Sans: love you too, pal.
