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I always know I’m gonna get an Irisco but I love it anyway

Who drinks all the coffee--It’s actually a huuuuuge topic of debate between the two of them. Iris stays up really late working on her stories and Cisco stays up really late working on his inventions. Between the two of them they knock out 1 bag by Wednesday and then they blame the other for drinking too much. 

Brings up adopting a pet--You think it’d be Cisco but actually it’s Iris. Cisco is wary of pets because he’s afraid they’ll try to eat all the parts to his inventions. But Iris is able to convince him when she goes behind his back and gets a puppy and then smooooooshes the stupid cute little bastard into his face. 

Kills the bugs--Iris does the actual killing. Cisco is just her back up. He’s definitely not afraid of them. He’d just prefer not to ever be near them. But neither of them are tall enough to get to bugs that are super high up on the wall. So Iris has to climb on Cisco’s back, precariously waving as shoe around until she’s balanced enough. Cisco kills the cockroaches though. Iris loses her shit over cockroaches. 

Starts getting into the holidays way before they should--Cisco. He wakes up in a cold sweat one night gasping “Halloween’s coming up” and Iris sits up groggily like, “Cisco, it’s June”. And then he bolts out of bed like “there’s no time”. But once Cisco really gets into it, Iris can’t help but follow. By November 1st they’re blasting Mariah and singing at the top of their lungs “CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAS”. 

Initiates couples selfies--both of them. They low-key high-key think they’re a pretty adorable couple. So they take a lot of selfies like “fuck you guys, we’re cute””look at our faces smooshed side-by-side at this coffee shop”

Forgets birthdays and anniversaries--neither. They actually have both pretended to forget so they could surprise the other but then it got really awkward because both of them were acting like they didn’t know it was their anniversary so they just kind of spent the whole day starting to get angrier and angrier at each other until Iris is finally like “I can’t believe you forgot” and Cisco’s like “Excuse you, you forgot” and she was like “I was only pretending to forget so I could surprise you!” And Cisco’s like “Well I was only pretending to forget so that I could surprise you--oh my god we’re idiots”

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping--Oh this is Cisco all the way. And Iris pretends that she’s into really healthy living because someone has to be responsible. And her scolding only gets so far because he’ll pull out like 3 boxes of brownie mix and it’s over. 

10. How would you describe your style?: It’s weird cause I don’t really have the money to have the exact style that I want. But its kind of like a lazy 90s hip hop punkish thing? I dunno. 

20. How tall are you?: I’m 5′8″ And I’m the shortest motherfucker in my family besides my little brother but he’s fucking 9 so he doesn’t count. I thought now that I’m an adult that I was gonna be taller than my mom but that’s never gonna haaapppen. My mom is 6′ fucking show off. 

30. What’s your favorite candles scent?: oooh that’s a good question. I haven’t really found it? But I like the smell of apple cinnamon in moderation. Also really anything that’s like..earthy I guess that makes me feel like I’m outside without actually having to be outside. 

40. How many times have you been to the hospital?: For myself? Like.....once or twice? I can’t really remember. I’ve never had anything seriously wrong with me but I did got to the hospital when i was 3 because I almost drank some gasoline by accident. I put like put it in my mouth but once I could taste that it wasn’t juice I was like “oh shit”. It was in a gatorade bottle cause my dad was using it for his lawnmower. Wild times. Actually I think that was the only time I went to the hospital for myself. 

50. What was the last text you sent?: I sent a school emoji to my mom to tell her that I got off the train alright. 

60. How many pictures do you have on your phone?: I’d guess a little over 300? Most of them, I’m not gonna lie are pics that I haven’t deleted where I was trying to make sure the back of my hair looked okay? Or me trying to see if my neck had a mole on it or something. 

70. What was the last concert you saw?: The first and only concert I went to was when i was like 16 or 17 and me and my dad went to see John Legend. It was dope. 

80. What is your biggest pet peeve?: I would definitely have to say people talking to me like I’m stupid. And part of it is me not liking to be told shit that it’s obvious I already know? And my mom gets on me a lot cause I get annoyed when she tries to tell me how to do stuff that she just learned about that I’ve been doing for years. And I know she means well but she would give me advice on the best way to operate on a heart if I were a surgeon. And just like...I’ve always been considered eccentric I guess and a lot of people who don’t understand my “idiosyncrasies” take them as stupidity? It’s really weird. So they’ll act like I don’t know how to do basic thing because I have a “weird” way of going about my life. It’s like they think that the only way I know how to function is when they’re walking me through it. Which is kind of why I mostly like to be alone. 

90. Do you wash your face? At night? In the morning?: Um yes? How you gon get that eye crust off? I’m?? I wash my face in the morning but I try my best to wash it at night as much as possible because when you do it at night and put on face lotion your skin is smooth as fuck when you wake up. Pro-tip. 

1.How do they sleep and wake up: Okay this is cute so both of them are actually really ungraceful sleepers. So they kind of go to sleep koala’d together with like their legs wrapped around each other and it’s nice. But thoughtout the night, Iris definitely hogs the covers and then when she gets too hot she kicks them off the bed completely and so Cisco has no cover. And so Cisco will end up digging his feet under Iris’ back to keep his toes warm and Iris will throw herself to the other side of the bed to get away from Cisco’s digging toes and then Cisco will roll over to her side cause he still needs to be waaarm. And when they wake up Iris is sprawled diagonally over Cisco’s body, her bonnet has definitely slipped off and is lost indefinitely, and Cisco is all starfished out. And they’re not graceful waking up either, so they have to pull each other out of bed like “babe, carry me” “you carry me” 

2. How’s their teamwork? Do they share well?: They’re actually a great team. They’re usually on the same wavelength and they can usually figure out what the other’s idea is before they finish the thought. But the thing is, they can’t stop bickering to saave their lives. It’s honestly made them better at multitasking, because they can seamlessly pull off getting the job done while snarking at each other simultaneously. In terms of sharing, they’re definitely bitch buddies. When they get home they’ve always got something or someone to talk shit about and they know each other’s repeat offenders. So Cisco will walk through the door and she’s like “okay what did Harry do today” and Cisco’s like “alright so this Egor motherfucker–”

3.Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?: They’re not excessive about it, but if you look at them it’s clear that they’re together. They hold hands and Iris fusses over Cisco a lot. Especially when she’s nervous. She always likes to make sure he’s in tact. Cause she’s a dorky weirdo. 

5.Nicknames? Pet-names? Any In-Jokes?: Iris calls Cisco “Frannie” sometimes just to get under his skin, but other than that they don’t have many nicknames for each other based on their names. For pet names it’s kind of the usual: baby, babe, honey, sweets. Iris calls Cisco handsome, gorgeous, and Maybelline (for his hair). Cisco calls Iris gorgeous, beautiful and he’ll jokingly call her by the name of a random tv reporter. As for in-jokes I duno I feel like they mostly like to harmonize in the car with each other. I also feel like they probably go on little adventures together and some turn out more fortunate than others. Iris is always borrowing Cisco’s things: his hairbrush, his clothes, she always eats his food. She does it so much that Cisco is always teasingly asking her if what she’s wearing is his even if it’s definitely not something that he would wear. She’ll walk through in a wrap dress and he’s like “what did I say about stealing my clooothes”. Or it’ll just be like random shit like she could be using a napkin and he’s like “ummm that’s definitely mine Iris why are you always stealing my shiiit?”. And Iris will tease him about his inventions like she’ll act like anything that belongs to him is something that he made himself like she’ll pick up his tv remote and be like “is this gonna blow up?” and she’ll go up to his like regular every day appliances like “okay so what does this do?” 

7. What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could: Iris is suuuuch a mess. She’ll just walk out of her clothes and then the next day she’ll be looking for shit and he’s like “maybe if you put them away properly..”. Something he also loves and hates about her is how fearless she is. Like Cisco’s no punk, but Iris, oooh my god, she gives no fucks when it comes to a story. And he never wants her to chase dangerous leads alone so he’s had to go with her on some of the scaaariest leads like holy fuck who knew journalism was this fucking death defying. They’ll literally be running for their lives and she’s just like “oh man I can’t wait to write about this”. And the’ll go to bars and some jerkass will get fresh with them or something and Cisco just let’s it go cause it’s whatever but Iris will get buck so damn quick and she’s like “no, no what did you just say to him?” And she will read them in front of everyone in the middle of a bar and Cisco has to drag her out before they get into a fight with a bunch of bikers. 

And Cisco is so damn particular. About a lot of shit. Like he seems chill, but he’s surprisingly not chill about so much. Like he’s not even chill about what junk food he wants to kill himself with. The store was out of Twizzlers, so she bought him Red Vines and that may have been the worst fight they ever had? Well that’s an exaggeration but he carried on for a while about how “she must not really love him” like he was so dramaaatic. And speaking of unhealthy foods, he had junk food out the ass. How did he live like this? He only ever bought vegetables when he needed them for a recipe. She bought an eggplant one time and he was like “haha, like the dick emoji?”. Also he was aaalways tinkering with things in her apartment to make them better. And while most of the time it comes in handy, sometimes he likes to add modifications, like weaponizing her blowdryer. He was really sorry for that one though because she almost burned all her hair off. But her apartment is basically a death trap for anyone who comes in uninvited which is…a teensy bit excessive? And he’s always waking her up in the middle of the night to discuss new ideas for an invention, and she listens because she knows he’s excited and he has to tell someone but fuck it’s 3am. 

I don’t think either would necessarily change anything about the other, because everything they are is why they love each other. 

How do they celebrate Holidays? Anniversaries?: Well both of them are pretty enthusiastic about anything that you can go all out for. For Halloween they get all decked out in a couples’ costumes. Cisco makes the costume and Iris does the make up. One year they didn’t even dress, up, but they pretended that they’d swapped bodies and didn’t break character for the entire day no matter what. Neither of them are religious but they’re fucking goners for the commercialization of Christmas, they don’t caare. They get alll up in the spirit, blasting all the best Christmas albums in the car and in the house. They go hard on “All I Want For Christmas is You”, like they go super hard. And every time one of them hits a hard note particularly well they’re like “yeeesss kill it!” They get super excited to give each other presents. Iris is really good at tracking shit down and she will find the most niche limited edition Star Trek memorabilia, like she’ll literally search for months in advance to get it to him on Christmas day. And then she’ll finesse the price down to something doable. And Cisco looooses his mind. But she also buys him a lot of the best sketch books for his inventions. Cisco will usually makes Iris’ gift. He’s got a good eye for style and not much cash so he’ll make her some really dope ass clothes that fit her perfectly. But sometimes it’ll be something super sentimental like once he made a 3-D model of her entire family together: Her, Joe, Barry, Wally, and Francine and she fucking lost it. She cried for like 10 minutes and he was afraid that he did something wrong but she assured him that she loved it. 

12. Is there a wedding? What’s the proposal like? Is there a honeymoon?:Weddings are faaaaar far off for them. And the proposal is so them like Iris proposes to Cisco, but he was already planning to propose to her. And she knew he was getting ready to propose so she wanted to propose first to beat him to it. Like she proposes to him the day before he planned to propose. She gives him a ring pop and little does he know there’s an actual ring encased in the candy. And Cisco takes like..forever to notice it? But then his tongue hits metal and he’s like “ew wtf, babe there’s something in my ringpop” And she’s like “just keep eating it” and he can tell that she means something by that so he like gets the ringpop as far down as he can so he can dislodge the ring and he’s like what’s this and she gets down on her knee and he’s like “oh my–come ooonn. This is literally like the best day of my life but I was literally gonna propose tomorrow” and she’s like “I know, so is that a yes?” and he’s like yeah but only if they agree that he can still do his the next day cause it’s pretty dope. And so the next day they go out for a picnic and Iris is like really excited still even thought they’re already engaged. But then Cisco takes out his tablet and taps around on it and this drone comes out of no where and it starts showering flower petals on them and it’s so and then it drops a something attached to a little parachute and when it lands in Cisco’s hand it’s a ring box. And Cisco proposes to her with flower petals in his hair and he looks so pretty and she’s definitely crying even though they were already getting married and she’s really glad that she agreed to let him propose too. The honeymoon is dope. Cisco takes forever to pack all of his tools and shit and Iris is like “you don’t neeed this” but he can’t help himself. Tons of the sex. Lots and lots. Their honeymoon is somewhere warm and sunny cause melanin👌🏾. They spend the whole vacation with flowers braided into their hair like they both look so good it’s crazy. 

13. What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they switch things up: Sex! Sorry had to get that out of the way. Buuuuut other than that they do like to go on little adventures together. A lot of times it’s Iris’ idea based on Cisco thinking out loud because she’s always gotta get to the bottom of things and if she’s going he guesses he’s going to. So they’ll be eating Ice cream and Cisco’s like “I wonder who has the best Ice cream in Central City” and he’ll regret it immediately because Iris gets that Look and she’s like “we’ll just have to find out” and they sample like every ice cream joint they can find (they don’t buy ice cream everywhere, they just try the samples. The shop owners were getting piiissed). For things like that though, they get Barry or Wally’s help because they can’t get to all the ice cream joints without a little speedster magic. But then when they’re all done Iris is like “oh hahahaha, you could have just vibed to see which is the best ice cream joint. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20″ and then Cisco fucking throws up. Cisco can never wonder aloud because they’ll be watching like the Travel channel and Cisco’s like “hmm I’ve always wondered what zip lining is like” Iris is always like “hmm yeah let’s do it” and he’s like “what no! I wasn’t–” “too late! Let’s go” But they always end up having a blast in the end. Iris will test out Cisco’s new video games with him a lot too. And while it’s not necessarily “hard-core gaming” Iris loves the Lego games because of the problem solving and every time she can figure out how to get a mini kit she’s like “Look at that! That’s investigative genius at work, babe, you see that?” and Cisco’s like “Iris this game is ages 10 and up” And she’s like “let me HAVE THIS”. And Cisco just likes to geek out over his favorite movies being compressed into Lego form. There’s even a Lego Batman? Which is wild, cause like….that’s a real dude?

2. is your room messy or clean?usually messy, but i clean my rooms like once a month.

3. what color are your eyes?green!

5. what is your relationship status?sadly, i am terribly single

7. what color hair do you have?blonde.

11. favorite social media account.uh. well, i like tumblr. recently i’ve gotten a lot more into vent. i also like snapchat a lot.

13. any siblings?already answered.

15. favorite snapchat filter.the dog or the flower crown.

17. how many times a week do you shower?every day wtf

19. shoe size?8.5 women’s

23. describe your dream date.i’d have to say april 25th (any time where i’d get to hang out and do something fun with someone i love. nothing specific)

29. what’s the worst thing you have ever done?i’d rather not answer tbh

31. 3 favorite boy names.jamesalexanderjack (not bc of check please but because it was supposed to be my name had i been born male lmao)

37. do you read a lot? what’s your favorite book?yeah, i’d say so! my favorite individual book is the great gatsby by f. scott fitzgerald.

41. top 10 favorite songs.in no particular order:millstone - eisleywild - troye sivan ft. alessia caradog days are over- florence + the machinenemo egg- finding nemohalo - beyoncésorry - beyoncéthe love club - lordeahhh idk i can’t think of anymore!

43. what is your skin type?oily :(

47. what type of house do you live in?my mom’s is like average sized, one story. my dad’s is a kind of small two story.

53. opinion on smoking? disgusting.

59. do you smile for pictures?usually.

61. have you ever peed in the woods?yeah lol

67. what are your hobbies?uhh. i write, i read, i do mock trial.

71. tea or coffee?tea.

73. do you want to get married?more than almost anything.

79. do you believe in ghosts?for the most part.

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?neither.

89. do you like your neighbors?at my dad’s yeah!

Iris

First impression--aww she’s so cuuute...I think this white kid’s in love with her

Impression now--she deserves everything in the world she’s gonna be the world’s best reporter y’all don’t deserve this goddess

Favorite moment--Honestly her jumping out of the window because she don’t give no fucks about danger if she got that story. Also her ruuunnning all the way to Star Labs from her dad’s house like this athletic ho

Idea for a story--It’d be cool to have an episode that shows her tackling a problem from a journalistic standpoint and the rest of Team Flash is unknowingly investigating the same thing and she walks into Star Labs and they’re all scratching their heads about the missing piece and she is just casually like “the Landlord is doing it” and everyone’s all shocked and shit

Unpopular Opinion--I don’t know if this is unpopular but she was completely in the right to be mad at Barry for waiting til she had a boyfriend to tell her he loved her

Favorite Relationship: Iris and Barry for obvious reasons but I really like the relationship she’s building with Wally. That look they shared in Runaway Dinosaur when Joe was talking about Wally’s body changing was puuure sibling connection. And it was cute that she arrived at the club with him in “Trajectory” cause it shows they were probably hanging out. 

Favorite Headcanon--I feel like I already kind of addressed this with my Irisco headcanon but I really like the idea of Iris being an expert finesser. Like any time they’re all out as a group and they can’t get into a place or they need to get out of trouble she can literally talk her way out of anything. 

Okay Mylene

First impression--Daaaaaamn she can sing...Yo I think this fro head boy is in love with her.

Impression now--she’s gonna go places and I’m really excited for it. Also she’s always lookin for a come up for her and hers and I respect that. 

Favorite moment--It’s a tie between when she sings “Up a Ladder to the Roof” at Jackie’s studio and when her and her buddies sing “I’ll Be There” on the train. Both moments were sooo soo beautiful. 

Idea for a story--I dunno I’d like to see her become super big

Unpopular opinion--Even though I totally warmed up to Zeke I feel like he should have at least apologized for the way he treated her when she didn’t wanna go out with him

Favorite Headcanon--I think I’ve said this but I really like the idea that her “uncle”(cause I think he’s her dad?)encouraged her to sing when she was young and bought her records and stuff because he could see it was her dream. 

Cisco

First impression--Oh this is the designated nerdy character? I hope they don’t make me hate this dude

Impression now--Holy fuck I love this dude so much he’s such a bad ass and a sweetheart like how sway?

Favorite Moment--When his offensive powers manifest in “Invincible” fucking fantastic moment. 

Idea for a story--I mean I’d kind of like to see him blow up at least once. Like get really angry. I feel like it’d be something crazy and new. 

Unpopular Opinion--It sure feels unpopular but Cisco can definitely take care of himself and hold his own in a fight both physically and verbally. 

Favorite Relationship--Him and Barry. But him and Joe is also really cool because there’s a generational gap but didn’t really chose to be friends? And I’m saying this in comparison to Harry because while their friendship also crosses a generational line, Harry and Cisco only started to have a camaraderie because they kind of had to work together. And Joe raised Barry so that friendship came from that. So I think Joe and Cisco’s friendship is kind of unique in that they have such a huge gap in ages but they chose to be friends like they genuinely enjoy each other’s company it’s just so nice. 

Character I least understand-Mylene’s dad

Interactions I enjoyed the most- I liked the moments between the Get Down Brothers all together as well as the Soul Madonna’s all together. They made magic

Character who scares me the most-Big Annie and Cadillac cause big Annie is a straight up rapist and Cadillac is giving off those vibes

Character who is mostly like me-Dizzee

Hottest Looks Character- Imma go with Shao 

Thing I dislike about my fave- I don’t dislike anything about Dizzee

One thing I like about my hated character- Cadillac can dance

A quote or seen that haunts me-I was in looooove with the scene on the train where Mylene, Yolanda, and Regina sing “I’ll be there” that gave me chills. But I also rewound the scene where the Get Down Brothers kill’t it like a billion times. Also the part where Ra realized he could spit fiiire. 

a death that left me indifferent- None. 

Character I wish died but didn’t- None. But I wish Shao could escape Annie, cause I’m scared for him. 

First impression

she seems sweet!

Impression now

my sunshine child who deserves nothing but happiness in the world

Favorite moment

literally all of it? but maybe giving the baptism speech

Idea for a story

Jane gets married and nobody dies 👍🏽 

Unpopular opinion

are there unpopular opinions about Jane? umm maybe that I wish they explored the religious reasons for her choice a bit more rather than making it just a promise to Alba

Favorite relationship

the Villanueva women warm my heart (and also Michael)

Favorite headcanon

Aight here we go:

character I least understand: Imma go with Zoom. I feel like the writers are to blame for this but his Grand Scheme was aaaaaall the fuck over the place oh my god. Like first he wants to rule the Earths and then he wants to destroy them all the fuck? Fickle bitch. 

Interactions I enjoyed the most: Anyone who has ever even glanced at my blog knows I live for my sunshine twins, Iris and Cisco, to interact. They just need to be best friends. I also really like the dynamic that’s being built between Iris and Wally though, and I’m excited to see more of that sibling bond develop. 

Character who scares me the most: I won’t lie, Eobard when we knew he was Reverse Flash but the team didn’t know he knew they knew? That was creepy as shit man. 

Character who’s mostly like me: I’m not just saying this because he’s a fav, I am actually the most like Cisco. He says a lot of things that I would say, and we have very similar vocal cadences. So basically I’m a fucking narcissist. 

Hottest looks character: I don’t know what this means but I’m definitely calling Iris out for being a mega hottie. Like she’s honestly so hot that any obstacle she faces on the show makes no sense. And what I mean by that is like when she was clearly attracted to Oliver to his fucking face and he was like barely affected?? It made no sense to me she was easily the hottest person in that scene. Like she’s way more hot as a woman than he is as a man but he didn’t even blink like bitch you got a Queen in front of you. 

I’d also like to say real quick that  it annoys me that the writers try to make it seem like Cisco isn’t like...a genuinely attractive guy? Like they write some things like he’s just “lucky to be there” when it comes to his dating life like recognize for fuck’s sake. 

One thing I dislike about my fave: Okay I’ll talk about Iris on this........I mean I guess sometimes she can be a bit stubborn. Like for example how Wally just came into their lives and she was already like super on his case about drag racing like you just met him chiiiiiilll. But I still understood where she was coming from so it was aight. She still my boo. 

One thing I like about my hated character: I mean Zoom had a lot of passion? Fuck I dunno. Do I hate Hartley? Standby...

One quote or scene that haunts me: Okay if the actors are good I’m fucking seewwwage for a good crying scene so the scene where Eobard kills Cisco was like holy fuck for me. I still get chills. Because I came on the Flash a little late and so watching that I was like FUUUCk you really finna kill Cisco like I could feel it about to happen but my lame ass still went to his wiki to make sure he was still alive. But both Carlos and Tom knocked it out of the park in that scene to the point where I went everywhere to find out like how other people felt about it. Because like I just love that you can see in Cisco’s face the moment where he kind of gives up. It was heartbreaking. And it was actually the moment that Cisco went from being a character that I really liked to a genuine favorite. I hope that was coherent. 

But I also gotta give a shout out to the scene where Iris forgives her mom in the hospital room. That really got me unexpectedly it was so goood. 

Death that left me indifferent: wow this one is harsh. I’ll have to say..........fuck it was Jay. When I thought Jay Gerrick was dead I was just like... “...uh, yeah...damn”. I mostly just sucked my teeth like of fucking course they kill him at the last second but at the time I was already speculating that he was an imposter. 

Character I wish died but didn’t: I honestly can’t think of one? I feel like it’s kind of fucked up to wish a character would die just for being annoying unless I’m wishing they died instead of someone I liked but that’s not on this show. I mean I wish Felicity would staaaay the fuck over at Arrow, but that’s as far as I’ll go with it.