Happy Valentine's Day! Superheroes?
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne don’t know each other. They don’t comment on each other in public, somehow never seem to end up at the same parties.
“At this point it’s just embarrassing,” Tony complains, stepping out of the Iron Man suit and into Bruce’s bedroom.
“It was embarrassing about a decade ago. Now it’s just pathetic,” Bruce says wryly.
The public is, however, aware that Iron Man and Batman are in a serious committed relationship. Tony can’t wait until one or both of their secret identities is revealed, and every gossip reporter in America simultaneously punches themselves in the face.














