Nah. Couldn't be. Too much moisturizer. Maybe an alibi. #justsayin#probablyshouldturnoffthecomments#atlantarhinos#shatteringexpectations#maxbacon#carrierose#undeadatl#rihannaispregnant#withjoeevers#atlantacoffee#deathbeforedecaf#deathtodecaf (at The Brewhouse Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDRJ2suFpS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

That Ghost Missy. One of a kind collaboration between UndeadATL, That Nurse Missy, and Cloudland Coffee. Single Origin Sumatra. Organic. Sustainable. Sourced from Women Coffee Producers. Locally Roasted. And not available in Decaf. Ever. #deathtodecaf#undeadatl#cloudlandcoffee#thatnursemissy#missysmitochondrial#carrierose#whokilledjoeevers#atlantacoffee#highcaffeine#roastedcoffee#undeadatlanta#atlantaedm#districtatlanta#vortexl5p#junkmansdaughter (at Dad's Garage Theatre Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClroziwuRj3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This Thursday Night. 9PM Eastern. An all-new UndeadATL band member will hit the stage. Get ready ya'll. #whokilledjoeevers#undeadatl#cloudlandcoffee#thatnursemissy#maxbacon#joeevers#carrierose#carriesessence#shatteringexpectations#deathtodecaf#l5patl#thevortexl5p (at The Vortex L5P) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClmA2KpuO0U/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It's that time of year! When you wish it were still Halloween. Because Candy is so much better than Turkey and makes for better leftovers. Anyway, Happy Cyber Monday. When you should be working but are shopping and flipping through online posts. Suggestion: Add caffeine to your shopping list. #youreawesome#efficienttimemanagement#canitbehalloweenalready#undeadatl#krogstreetmarketatl#highcaffeine#whokilledjoeevers#carrierose#maxbacon#joeevers#inmanpark#glenwoodpark#grantparkatl (at North Pole , Santa Workshop) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClgffLGuB5j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Terminus Litch and Max Bacon enjoying their favorite time of year. #whokilledjoeevers#deathtodecaf#highcaffeine #undeadatl#undeadatlanta #l5phalloweenparade #atlantacoffee#candlerpark #glenwoodparkatl #inmanpark #oaklandcemetery #shatteringexpectations https://www.instagram.com/p/CjvJ4XJOihV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

UndeadATL Caffeine Merchants would like to congratulate its own Max Bacon! Max has pursued his dream of becoming the face of decaf. It's been grueling. Decaf modeling is not nearly as glamorous as many think, but Max is a dog with a dream. Keep it up Max! It's not easy being a dog and a vampire. You inspire us. #dogwithadream#maxbacon#deathtodecaf#whokilledjoeevers#undeadatl#undeadatlanta#atlantacoffee#dadsgarageatl#inmanpark#candlerpark#glenwoodatl#atlantabeltline#l5phalloweenparade (at Manuel's Tavern) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjsj1XKO55Z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

POP QUIZ: You didn't see this coming. Take out a pencil and paper and don't copy off your neighbor. The quiz: spot the person in the picture who just guzzled the Decaf. Be careful. These things are tricky. #deathtodecaf#undeadatl#undeadatlanta#carrierose#l5phalloweenparade#litchstyanny#maxbacon#atlantacoffee#highcaffeine#atlcoffee https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjcibz3seKl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

At UndeadATL, we're constantly on the lookout for the next great talent! Congratulations to our two Finalists for Decaf Model of the Year! Because, oh ya. We'll definitely need one of those. #deathtodecaf#undeadatl#decafisforlosers#wakethehellup#highcaffeine#atlantacoffee#l5phalloweenparade#inmanpark#candlerpark#coffeeatlanta https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci-Zx-OumrR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=