#unclellama

i live 4 it 2

honestly one of my fave things about B is that he’s apparently such a damn divisive figure lololol hilarious because he’s literally a human marshmallow whose most controversial opinions are probably that legal guns and illegal drugs are a Bad Idea (which is this really controversial coming from a person under 30? really?)

but hella dudes out there (who are totally the kind of people who only talk about themselves on first dates and like to put their keys on the table when the check comes like they think their mini-cooper is Very Impressive) are SUPER convinced B’s like a total hypocrite snob asshole fraud sellout

BUT LIKE. These same people also think Gesa makes house music and they ALWAYS think G is soooooooooooooooooo cool and they’re so obviously gagging to lick his ballsweat (so sorry about that mental image, but it’s the truth)

If you don’t want to embarrass yourself: You don’t.

If you don’t care about embarrassing yourself: Just make white noise sounds with random Xs and Ss in there.

If you want to pronounce it the official way: Try to follow their “extremely helpful” advice.

How do you guys suggest pronouncing your name?

The Hs are silent. Except that, you do it like it’s written.

(source)

I usually go for option two while cursing these arseholes in my head. Good luck babe, I’m glad you asked and even more glad you love them!

nOOO MUSt hide in the shrubs//

noooooo ill just hide in the shrubs

I remember reading about the whole nameless and rain of petals dispute

Well that sucks