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The world you live in.

    “Tom!“ Chuck skidded to a stop, his brain-shaped keychain swinging back and forth from the car keys clutched tightly in his hand. No-no-no-no, this was the worst time for Tom to drop by. “Sorry, I... um... I’m supposed to be getting to work.“ And, by that, he meant a mission. 

“And you are gonna get just a band-aid if that’s true,” Emma was pulling out her portable medkit, which she naturally kept in her bag at all times in case of a fight.  Or in case she felt like trying to cook again. “After I check and make sure it’s not stitches-worthy instead. But I do hope I get to use my band-aids, you can pick between the ones with strawberries or the one with ducklings. What were you trying to do?” She made him sign to join her at the sink, “Come on now, be brave and let me give a look. I’ll get you a lollipop when done.”

@uncleawesome​ liked for a thing  i forgot that you existed taylor swift

Thanks to a modern family, @staceyvalley and @akvalley are grandparents. #UncleAwesome #BigDaddyAwesome #AwesomeTheGreat (at Senor Tequila - University Ave)

It is here! It has finally arrived. On this day in the grand old year of 1970, Awesome and Duke where born. You have a good reason to celebrate. Feel free to take off work and/or make this most of this grand occasion. #AK47 #UncleAwesome #UncleDuke #AK47V

#bronxzoo #uncleawesome and the #badasses #twins #famtime #love #spiritanimal #silverbackgorilla #fauxfauxhawk (at Bronx Zoo)

My #easter weekend #bobthebuilder 10.5hrs later the ultimate #swingset. #uncleawesome #badasses #twins