I wonder how many times Rhodey got MIT flashbacks while watching Peter cause he's a mini tony but polite version
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I wonder how many times Rhodey got MIT flashbacks while watching Peter cause he's a mini tony but polite version

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peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:
rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?
peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.
rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.
peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.
rhodey: what did you do?
peter: i drank a gallon of bleach
rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?
peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months
rhodey:
peter:
Once upon a time an uncle-nephew bonding...
Prompt: Rhodey finally gets a break and decides to kidnap Peter from lab day. He brought him to his and Tony's favorite snack place back when they were in college.
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Rhodey (talks while munching on a fry): So, Peter, I know you aren't new to this but let me tell you how I do it. As a sign of trust, I now invoke the uncle-nephew territory which means what is spilled in this snack table remains in this table.
Peter (looks excited and starts to rave): Oh, yeah I get you Mr. Rhodey, sir-
Rhodey (raises a hand to stop him, wiggles his brows and stares expectantly):
Peter (sweats, pauses then sighs. Braving himself, he amends shyly): -Uncle Rhodey, I mean.
Rhodey (brightens and beams, looking proud): That said, tell me kid, what's something recent you haven't told Tony yet?
Peter: Oh, uhm, well I definitely didn't die the other day for like a real quick second, or so I was told. I was unconscious. But Wade swore by his pokemon cards, and Uncle Rhodey, that meant it was legit and I did die. So it actually made up for a good story. You know one time, I was actually running short of webs but I still did manage to swing right into a window and hit the wall, but I was still fine. The wall wasn't though but it's okay! I fixed it and helped with repaint. Wade even said it made the interior look better than the original. I guess I just thought I was quick enough to come out unscathed, but in my defense, Dr. Wiscowskey had a lot of gadgets and I was not prepared for a heart stopping medicine that he apparently tested on spiders. I did think I was immune, but whoah, I was wrong. So yeah, I couldn't really tell Mr. Stark that, else I'll be grounded for like, till I'm a hundred years old. And if he tells May, then that will be till my afterlife.
Rhodey (suddenly finds himself regretting all his choices): Wtf kid.
Peter (unaware of the mountain of regret he just started for the avenger): Hey, this is actually really nice! Thanks for listening to me, Uncle Rhodey. It feels really good to tell someone else other than Wade.
Rhodey (just releases a popping balloon sound, suddenly understanding the increase in Tony's grey hairs):
Hi ! I was looking for a fic : where Peter and ned go to a haunted house and get arrested by the police. Peter panic and call Rhodey because he is scared that Tony is going to be mad. Rhodey call Tony. And Tony is thinking that Peter is scared of him or something. The fic is not old
Please thank you !
sorry for the wait! This is for you
I’ll Always Come When You Call by DragonSoulWorld
I’m so dead. So so so so dead. On the scale of stupid things Peter had done before, this had to be one of the top three. Right up there with the ferry disaster. And that was saying something. “Don’t I get a lawyer?” Peter blurted out, squinting a little as the fluorescent lights were starting to give him a headache. The cop who had brought him in simply raised an eyebrow as he sat across the desk from him. He leant back, lips quirking up a little. Peter eyed his name tag again. Ross. Hmm just like in friends. He wondered if that was a good sign. “Why would you need a lawyer kid?” “Well…you arrested me…and my friend…don’t I get a lawyer or something? And a phone call!” OR Peter and Ned get in trouble one night and end up at a Police Station. Peter has to call his parents, only he's too scared to call his newly adopted dad Tony so he calls someone else. When his dad shows up anyway for him, Peter has some realisations about where he truly belongs. Found Family! Happy Ending!
Supreme family consists of:
Irondad
Doctor dad
Iron Uncle
Iron Bodyguard
Iron lad
Spideyson
Multiverse daughter
Baby Stark
And any OC's you wanna add (i have at least 1 to add here)
And it is beautiful that without dropping a single name, everyone who interacts with this post will know exactly what I'm talking about
I'd love to add no tags to prove my point, but then none will be interacting so :(

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Tony: We talked about this! What was rule #1?
Peter: Don’t blow up the lab.
Tony: And what was rule #2?
Peter: Follow rule #1.
Tony: And what did you do?
Peter: Blow up the lab.
Rhodey:
uncle rhodey fic recs
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Father & Son by peterparkr for ephemeralstark
Rhodey’s certain about two things. The kid is definitely Tony’s son. The kid is also Spider-Man.
OR
Rhodey meets Peter and tries to become the best uncle that he can be.
Peter: MR. STARK PLEASE-
Tony: *making a peppermint circle around himself* NO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Peter: I WONT DO IT AGAIN I PROMISE-
Tony: NO, NO HUGS FOR YOU
Rhodey: *turns to the invisible camera*
Rhodey: I sometimes wonder why I still stay here...