May 21, 2024
I just now remembered that I, at some point within I think the past year?, made a god named Uncle Randy who has legitimate disciples.
Tell me, dear followers, mutuals, and random passerbys, would you worship Uncle Randy?
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I just now remembered that I, at some point within I think the past year?, made a god named Uncle Randy who has legitimate disciples.
Tell me, dear followers, mutuals, and random passerbys, would you worship Uncle Randy?
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idk if ure familiar with 'say yes to the dress' but i think it's one of my favorite reality shows and i wanted to share a thought about the experience of shopping for a wedding dress with director!randy.
i mean, he would be so happy to finally be marrying u and he would almost cry with emotion accompanying u to kleinfeld and randy would cry when u showed up in the first dress, even if u didn't like that one that much, and he wouldn't mince words when anyone on ur crew gave any opinion other than "oh my god, you look so beautiful!"
i also think he would have a lot of fun with randy fenoli, like, they would make a lot of jokes cause of their names. idk, i think i just want to marry randy :(
I am familiar with "Say Yes to the Dress"!
I absolutely love Director!Randy! I agree that he'd get so emotional with the first dress. You'd walk out in a dress that didn't suit you. And he tears up just looking at you and once you say you don't like it. Everyone looks at him like, "what's he gonna say?". He'd just go, "You look beautiful in anything 🥺".
Also the WEDDING
Listen man is putting in his all to make sure you're HAPPY. There's no stressing about it you'd panic going, "How will my parents/friends/family get here?!"
He'd go, "I bought them plane tickets! Don't worry I got a whole team on it.". The wedding day he'd tear up, him saying vows was messy. He'd stop in the middle of a sentence to try not to sob.
I love the Uncle randy AU
But I think I love director Randy AU a bit more.
Imagine riding dilf Randy's dick-
Oh that man. Like sogmdjrjeneb
Let me just tell you what I think.
(MINORS DNI. NSFW stuff under the line)
Uncle!Randy MasterList
>>>Regular MasterList<<<
This is an AU for Uncle Randy.
Basically Randy survived and got married to Reader. He works as a director, and of course is the best uncle.
If labeled Dilf Randy, this means it doesn't focus on him being an Uncle in fic.
⚠️ -Minors DNI
Lost in the 90's
Like Old Times ⚠️
I won't allow it
Don't tell mom
Stupid decisions, Stupid consequences
Riding Randy ⚠️
Uncle Randy thought.
Impatient ⚠️
Assistant to the Director(Dilf not Uncle) ⚠️
Holiday HC
The Ferris Wheel Fart
My late Uncle Randy, my cousin Colley and I used to go to the local fair that the city used to have every summer when we were little.
One year when we went to the fair it was super hot and muggy, and one of the last rides we got on was the ferris wheel. Now I don't ride ferris wheels that often (I'm scared of heights) so I don't know if they all do this or not, but the one we were on would stop for a while, start up then stop again.
We got to the top and Uncle Randy let out the biggest and loudest fart that shook the whole pod. We laughed like the kids (and adult) we were until the stench hit us and my short life started to flash before my eyes. It was bad. SO BAD. Which of course made it funnier.
Thankfully the pod started moving and we could breathe again. However the next pod wasn't so lucky.
Four teenagers, two guy and two girls, were in the next one over and as soon as we stopped again were heard one of them yell "OH MY GOD!!!". Turns out because of how hot and muggy it was my uncle's fart cloud stayed right where it was without losing it's strength!
We laughed until we were in tears while the teens next to us started gagging and screaming, one of them even yelling "I'M GONNA JUMP!" while the others started trying to blame each other for fart.
By the time we finally got to the ground and got off we could still hear them complaining about it.
This is one of my absolute favorite memories of my uncle ❤
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Today was my uncle's birthday, which also makes it 2 years since the last time I saw my aunt. She died 3 days after his birthday. So, we had my uncle over for desert to celebrate after he had dinner and drinks with my cousin, and it was good. He just left like 20 minutes ago, and I was falling asleep while he was here. We talked a lot, and it was really hard but good at the same time. I'm kinda on the verge of tears because I miss her so much and also because I'm so tired. I swear there's a part of me that still believes that it's all a really horrible dream and that she'll walk through the door one day, or I'll wake up and it'll be my 16th birthday and none of this would happen at all. It's still hard to believe she's gone sometimes. My cousin's wedding is next weekend, and that feels so hard. I love her to death, but I absolutely hate that she put this wedding in April, one week after the anniversary. I know she wants something new and happy to try and fix things, but none of us are ready for that. It's still so raw. Aunt Carla, I miss you beyond words. I think we're all doing the best we can under the circumstances, but I hate the circumstances! I hate that you're not here. One of my biggest regrets is that I wasn't there that day. I don't know if my parents would have let me but I just feel like I was supposed to be there. I don't know, it's stupid and besides the point now. I can't change the past. There's so much I would change if I could. But you know that. Okay, I'm really crying now and starting to fall asleep so I'm going to stop talking ❤️
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I sat and watched my uncle, who is nearing 60, watch a documentary about the 1960's tonight. Thinking about that being the time he grew up in was very hard for me. It makes the time period more real to know that it existed so wholly for someone I love so much. I don't know if it was ignorance being broken or just a regular realization, but it hit me harder than any history class I've taken that had spoken of the 60's ever has. To just see his reaction to the things in the film and try to picture him being alive and growing so much during the time that had always seemed like a dream to me, never more real than a bedtime story. I feel like I almost experienced the reality of the time with him as he watched it and reminisced on his boyhood. I need to listen more to stories my older family have to share about the past. So much is to be experienced through shared memories. Let life continue to be the occurrence of many different experiences and revelations.
Me at Christmas: Uncle Randy if we let you watch A Christmas Story for the 5th time today will you stop being racist for another 90 minutes