#remi asks

You sighed while plopping your bag on the bed. It was a long day of work and school and you were too stressed to think. You shuffled to the bathroom to splash some warm water in your face. You looked up at your reflection studying your tired face.

"God I need a shower." You mumbled. You quickly decided to take a quick shower hoping it'd help your aching body. You let the warm water swallow you and refresh yourself.

You wrapped yourself in a fluffy blue towel walking back to your room. You walked towards the window looking outside for a second. You lifted your hand to the string about to close the blinds.

The phone rang making you jump a bit. You walked to your desk picking up the receiver.

"Hello?" You leaned your head down holding the phone on your shoulder.

"Hello.." a deep voice spoke. You reached for a pair of underwear in your drawer. You puzzled over his voice thinking if it was someone you know.

"How can I help you?" You asked as you slid your underwear on. The towel fell to the floor showing your bare back to the window.

"I'm just.. lonely.." the voice cooed. You rolled your eyes, "Well I'm not interested. So please call someone else.". You slammed the phone down on its stand. You walked back over to your dresser putting a baggy T-Shirt on.

The phone rang again, you rolled your eyes picking it up.

"Hello?-" you snapped.

"What's your favorite scary movie?" It was the same voice from last time. You huffed, "You know you really need to stop calling me.".

"Why is that?"

You went silent thinking of an excuse. You repositioned yourself to look out the window.

"I have a boyfriend." You announced. A small chuckle came from the phone. You stiffened before walking towards the window.

"Who is he?.." the voice whispered. You bit your lip, "Randy Meeks.". Your stomach twisted telling a lie like that. It went silent, "That Geek?".

"He's not a total Geek! Hes a movie fanatic. " you corrected. You shut your blinds and went to sit on your bed. You crossed your legs looking towards the now covered window.

"Yeah.. sure.. then why do I never see you hold his hand, or kiss him, couple shit." The voiced pryed. You swallowed trying to not crack your voice, "So you're watching me?".

"Maybe."

"Are you watching me now?" You whispered. It went silent again, "I was... saw your pretty purple underwear. Until you shut the blinds.". Your heart raced, "Listen shithead. I'll call the police and they'll be here in ten minutes and I'll take those odds.". A laugh interrupted from the other side.

"Think you could survive that long... Y/N?" He hung up. You panicked running to the kitchen to grab a knife. Your eyes scan the doors making sure they're locked. You quietly dialed Randy's phone number and squatted down near the counters.

"Hey, what's up?"

"Ghostface called me! He's been stalking me... do you think you can come over?" You whispered into the phone.

"Oh shit. Yeah I can! I'll be there in a couple minutes.". You held the phone close to your ear shaking a bit.

"Please hurry." You added.

"I'll try." He hung up leaving you alone. You shivered due to the cold kitchen tile. You took deep breaths trying to calm your heart beat.

Clink

The front door knob turned, your eyes widen.

"It's locked.." you whispered to yourself. The doorknob started rattling aggressively, you hid behind the kitchen island. You held the knife tightly, the door opened. There's no way it could've opened.. it was locked.

You heard loud steps walking around the living room. Stared at the window trying to see if there was a reflection. His footsteps thumped through the house. You tried to prepare yourself to run or to stab him.

Thump Thump Thump

His reflection was in the window, he stood there scanning the small kitchen. As he started to walk towards your hiding spot your circled the island. You waited to hear his next move, there was shuffling. You heard soft beeping and then a dial.

The phone. You looked down at the house phone in your other hand. It rang you quickly hung up looking to the side to see him looking down at you. You quickly scrambled to your feet running to your room. Your heart pounded against your chest, you slammed the bedroom door in his face. You locked the door behind you and started to open the window. The door knob stopped jiggling, you looked over at the door.

"don't open the door.. when you think they're gone they're not." You whispered. Randy told you this when the murders started happening. He claimed he wanted you to be prepared in case anything happened.

"Hello?! Y/N?!" A voice echoed through the house. You slowly unlocked the door, "Randy?!" You called back.

"Yeah.." he walked to the hallway. You opened the door in relief, you put your arm to your side letting the knife fall. Randy ran over to you cupping your cheek.

"Are you alright? Did he hurt you?" He checked your arms for cuts. His face went red and he smirked.

"You're uh.. I can see your underwear.." he looked away. Your eyes widen and face filled with embarrassment. You looked down at your exposed legs, you went back into your room putting sweatpants on.

"Sorry." You awkwardly smiled. He sat down on your bed looking over at you. You sighed sitting down beside him. You rested your head on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry I called you. You're just the only person I can trust right now." You wrapped your arm around his. He smiled down at you, "Well I'm glad...". He got up and grabbed the knife from the ground and placed it on your desk. You watched him, "Randy.. do you think you can stay the night?". He glanced over at you, his face was light pink.

"what about your parents?" He questioned. You walked over to him and gently touched his arm.

"My dad left on some business trip with my mom." You rolled your eyes. Randy looked down at your desk, "Sure..". You smiled, you have to admit the more you hung out with Randy. The more you liked him. You slowly wrapped your arms around his neck.

"If you want we can sleep in my bed.." you flirted. His face went blank, his arms shifted a bit. He then nodded, "Sure.. I'd like that.". You slid your hands to his shoulder.

"Thanks... really I didn't know who to call.." you walked over to your TV. You looked through your VHS tapes, "It was so weird... the door was locked and only I have the key.." you slowed down. You focused on the VHS tape on your hand.

"and... you when my parents left.." you whispered. A laugh formed from the other side of the room. You felt the blade of a knife against your neck.

"Took you long enough... I mean you're a smart girl but.. so stupid!" Randy laughed. You glanced over at him, he smiled widely. You backed up, "What are you doing?".

"Uh. Killing people who wrong me." Randy slung the knife around. You shook your head, "Randy...".

"I'm not gonna kill you. I just had to get you to trust me.. to need me.." he put his arm to his side. You backed up into the wall, "Why?..".

"Why?!! Because before you didn't even give two shits about me!" He yelled. You moved to the side trying to get far from him.

"So you killed Stu..."

"because he wasn't good enough for you! And you were wrapped around his finger.." he fussed. He shook his head in disappointment, "He was sleeping with other girls too.".

"I wasn't dating him!" You shouted back. He scoffed, "Oh really? You just went on dates with him and let him finger you.".

"Excuse me?!" You gritted your teeth together. You laughed a bit feeling a burning feeling in your chest.

"he never fingered me! I'm a virgin, Randy!" You yelled. Randy stared back at you, he took a slow step forward.

"He.. didn't?"

"No! You fucking idiot!" You shouted. You tried to run to the door by going over your bed. Randy quickly slid in front of you holding the knife closer to your face.

"Please don't..." you backed up, the back of your legs hit the bed. He sighed, "I'm not going to hurt you. Well.. unless you want that " he smiled playfully. You glared at him, "I like you, Randy but why did you have to do this?!".

"... motives are too boring now. Let's just say love made me crazy" he raised his eyebrows. You shook your head, "Listen, just agree to be with me.." he added.

Your chest raised and fell quickly, "Randy.. I would've dated you without all this nonsense.". He stepped closer putting the knife gently in your chest.

"Fine. I'll be with you!" You fussed. He smiled and gently kissed you. He forced his lips againist yours.

"I have to admit. I'm very... possessive." He smiled. You moved his wrist away from you moving the knife. He looked down at you, "Why are you fighting this? I thought you'd appreciate it...".

"you scared me..." you trembled. He leaned forward, "I'm sorry. What can I do to make you feel better?". You had to admit something about Randy kinda turned you on. You panicked not knowing what to say or do.

"Any.. anything you want.." you shakily smiled. He tilted his head, "That's too much power. Have not seen movies? God, you're stupider than I thought!". You whined feeling hopeless and pathetic. He gently pushed you down and climbed on top of you.

"Randy..." you whispered. He hummed admiring you, "Yes?". You took a slow heavy breath.

He dragged his knife down your chest. You winced, "Oh really? Sounds like you're just as much of a pervert as I am.". You cringed slightly, "oh don't act like you didn't leave your blinds open on purpose.".

"Why weren't you like this before? If you'd pin me to my bed weeks ago I'd let you fuck me for hours." You teased. Randy's eyes widen in shock, "Wha..what?". You rolled your eyes, "You are so pathetic! You thought a mask and cloak would turn me on? Let me tell you, you reaching for the top shelf at work. Where your shirt lifts up revealing your hips.. that turns me on.".

He leaned down to give you a small kiss. He leaned back up to observe your face. You grabbed the collar of his shirt yanking him back down. He softly groaned pressing himself against you. He devoured your lips pressing his tongue into you mouth. His knife slid down your pants cutting the seams of the crouch. His fingers fought his way in and rubbed through the fabric of your underwear.

"Mm, you're so wet for me..." he whispered. You closed your legs, he squeezed your thigh with his other hand.

"Oh so you're not enjoying this?" He muttered sitting up. You looked away, "What is it? What do I have to do to have you?!!".

"Well you didn't have to kill!" You shouted. He put his hand over your throat, "Then what?".

"I already wanted you! You and your stupid nerdy commentary. God I've masturbated to the thought of you inside me!" You sat up. His eyes went round, he proceeded to strip you down.

"You're so oblivious. Tell me, how was it stalking me, hm?" You lifted your legs up slightly as he pulled your pants down. He gripped the sides of your underwear, "So amazing. I love marveling over your body.". He started kissing your legs before pulling your underwear down.

" so gorgeous...I'll be so much better than he ever was. I'd only worship you." He rasped between kisses. He gently nibbled on your upper thigh, you ran your hand through his hair. His bright blue eyes studied your face. His lips parted slightly, he stood back up looking down at his pants. His hands shook as he undid his belt and pants. You sat up on your knees leaning forward to kiss him.

He kissed back as he shoved his boxers down. His member sprung forward hitting his bellybutton. The tip was pink and ached for your touch. You stroked his length softly feeling him tremble beneath your touch.

"I've been waiting for this for so long..." he confessed. You smiled at him, "Tell me how your fantasy went...". He swallowed and bucked his hips into your hand.

"I'd put my knife to your throat.. as you beg me to keep you..want you to be mine." He whined thrusting into your hand. You admire his soft moans as he tries to pleasure himself.

"Do it." You demanded. He slowed down his movements, he nodded frantically. He shoved you back down and surged the knife towards your neck. He smiled before penetrating your core. He's head hung back as he softly groaned.

"So... tight" he murmured. You squirmed a bit trying to adjust to him. You felt this throbbing pleasure making you whine. He pushed the knife upward beneath your chin. You tilted your head up towards him.

"I could kill you, y'know?" He teased. You whimpered, he smirked and started jerking his hips forward. He grunted, "Want me to kill you?".

"No.." you rasped. He pushed the blade closer, "Why not?".

"I wanna be with you... I need you" you begged. He smiled, "Say it again.".

"I need you.." you moaned out. He made an animalistic noise as he lunged down towards you. His lips traced your jaw line before leaving soft hickeys on your neck.

"Say you're mine." He barked.

"I'm yours.." you breathed. The blade traveling down your torso. His thumb crazed your clit, you moaned yearning for more. He placed his forehead against yours, his breathing was ragged and uncontrolled.

"All yours.." you hummed. He gave a lopsided grin as a response. He left sloppy open mouth kisses all over your jaw and lips.

"I'm gonna come inside you" he whispered. Your legs trembled at the thought of his seed. You whimpered as you felt his release ooze inside you.

"All mine." He chirped. You laid there overstimulated and restless. He slowly parted himself from you before laying you properly in bed.

Randy dragged you to another frat party this week. You complained a bit about being exhausted. But you couldn't resist Randy's smile and puppy eyes. He'd hug you from behind and kiss your cheek.

"Please? C'mon... I'm finally cool now.". You'd give Randy a look and smile, "Uh-huh. Okay cool guy. Only if you do my homework.". You tapped on your psychology notebook. Randy sighed and grabbed it, "Fine. Only for you!".

That's how Randall convinced you to join him.

Crappy electrical music boomed through the house. You could barely hear Randy talk you'd just nod and take a sip of your drink. Randy would give you a look knowing your tactic. He leans close to your ear, "Stop ignoring me!". He doesn't mean to yell he just wants you to hear him. You smile, "I told you parties aren't my thing!". Randy rolls his eyes playfully and grabs your free hand. He'd drag you to the middle of people dancing.

"C'mon!" He put his hand on your waist. He started dancing with the crowd of people. Randy wasn't a skilled dancer, you laughed at his attempts. He grabbed your arm gently and tried to dance with you. You gave in dancing alongside him going with the beat. He'd keep a hand on your hip at all times. You continued to sip down your drink as you continued. Once you saw the bottom of the cup you'd fumble to the kitchen. Randy followed after you, you poured some type of alcohol into your cup.

"hey. You've been drinking a lot.." he looked concerned. You smirked at him, "It's a party!!". You downed your drink and wrapped your arms around him.

"When's the last time we had sex?" You asked bluntly. He blinked at you and slightly smiled.

"Uh.. last week?" He tried to recall. You nodded to yourself, "Well.. you look good tonight.. and..if you wanna go upstairs.. I'll definitely go upstairs." You hinted.

"you're trying to go away from the party aren't you?" He asked looking down. You shrugged, "maybe...". You smiled widely at him, he sighed and grabbed your hand. He lead you through the house and went upstairs.

"coming through! About to get laid!" He'd announced when people got in the way. You snickered and walked with him, he'd knock and open doors until he found an available bathroom. He opened the door for you and then closed it behind him. You smiled and kissed him, "you're drunk." He warned.

"I know." You looked up at him. He kissed you again, "Are you sure you wanna do this?" He checks. You nod wrapping your arms around his neck. He kisses you gently before picking you up. He places you on the counter. His hands roamed over your thighs and up your hips. He squeezed them tightly leaning in for a kiss. Your arms wrapped around him pulling him closer. He started taking your bottoms off letting them hug your ankles. His fingers traced your underwear, he groaned softly.

"You're so wet already." He whispered. You grinned as you kissed him, "Mhm... maybe it's from you digging your bulge into my ass while we were dancing.". Randy's face went pink, "I'm not sorry." He smiled. Your hand hugged his bulge cupping his length. He breathed heavily taking your underwear off and pulling you off the sink.

"Wha-" you tried to speak as he spun you around towards the mirror. You looked at yourself then at randy. His blue eyes roamed your body, your lip gloss smeared on his face. He then bent you over the counter, he got his knees observing you. You felt a small lick from him as he held your thighs open. You put your hand on the mirror to balance yourself out. He stood back up unzipping his zipper.

He aligned himself with you, he grabbed some of your hair pulling your face back. He thrust in slowly letting out a low groan. He then pushed himself forward making you rock on the counter a bit. He continued hitting his lip while watching your every move.

"So fucking hot.." he muttered. He watched your tits bounce as your body moved. He gripped your hair pulling it back some more. As soon as the music went quiet he covered you mouth.

"I don't feel like getting kicked out for fucking your brains out." Randy smiled. Your eyes tried to focus on him as he pounded into you. He soon let go of your mouth as the music continued. You immediately let out a loud moan causing him to chuckle.

"Such a filthy mouth..." he slurred. He wrapped his arm around your waist pulling you up. His clothed chest was against your back. He buried his face into your neck continuing to thrust into you.

"Look how pretty you look.." he moaned. He grasped your boob, your head tilted down towards the floor. He gripped your hair pulling it back up.

"Don't you wanna watch me fuck you? Watch my dick destroy that brain of yours.." he proceeded to kiss your neck. You tightened your legs and leaned back against him.

MasterList Uncle Randy MasterList

Imagine coming home from shopping, work, jogging, etc. You had a not good day, it was the shittest day you had. And Randy comes home from work and notices somethings up.

"What is it?" He asks. He's super concerned and hugs you. You just look up at him, "Not the best day. It fucking sucked.". Randy of course, wants you to feel better.

"what can I do to help?" He rubs your back and gives you forehead kisses. You give him a certain look, a look he hasn't seen in a long time. He's eyes widen and he gives you a playful smile.

"Come on.." he walks you to the bedroom. Which you immediately strip him down like you're starving for this man. (Which who isn't?!!!) He sits down, his back against the head board and watches you take off your clothes. You crawl on his lap aligning yourself to him. As you slowly bring your hips down you look at him with slight teary eyes.

"Tell me all about your day..." he holds onto your hips as you start to talk.

You explain everything, whoever was rude and how nothing went your way. Whenever you get too upset or angry when you speak about it. He thrust his hips up distracting you. Your brain went blank and just moaned. He smirked, "That's it... let me help you feel better.". You nod letting your hips move against him. When you try to string together sentences as you move your hips. He just admires your body leaving little comments.

"So beautiful... don't let them bother you..".

He also tries his best not to moan during this but he always lets one slip through. Which may interrupt your complaining and you stop and smile at him. You then speed up wanting to hear him moan again. He grabs your hips tightly stopping you.

"No.. this is about.. you.. " he breathed out. You just nod and go back to bouncing on his lap.

"Just.. a.. really bad.. day" you moaned out. Randy grunted softly, "it's okay.. you can ride me as long as you need to, honey. Get it out of your system..".

He comes during it without telling you. Your mid sentence as you feel his release ooze into your body. Your body stops moving which makes Randy whine.

"Sorry.." he mumbles. You shake your head and go back to moving. "don't be...".

If it's a really bad day, he'd continue to thrust into you. He'd match your rhythm as you moved. Once you stopped talking and it was just moans he'd grab your chin and say ;

"Shh... just let me fuck you until your dumb...".

His eyes are always on your breasts during this too. He loved watching them bounce around during this.

So yeah...

Those are my dirty Uncle Randy riding thoughts..