But i raise you:

Anakin tries to teach the twins to call obi-wan "grandpa" and obi-wan is desperarly trying to teach them "uncle obi". This then results in luke and leia combining the 2 names and calling him "Grunkle Obi"

Obi-wan telling Leia she didn’t need gloves then immediately proceeding to buy them for her anyway.

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Anakin: They’re upstairs

Padme: They’re at daycare

Anakin: They’re at daycare?

Padme: They’re upstairs!!

Anakin: Why are you messing with me?

[Later that day]

Obi-wan: Where are the kids?

Anakin: I thought they were with you

Obi-wan, panicking: What? No!

Anakin: I’m kidding. They’re at daycare. Ha!

Anakin stood helplessly as his little son wailed. 

Obi-Wan was unconscious a few meters away; unattended wounds marking his entire body. 

Palpatine had raged once he’d discovered Luke had been taken by Obi-Wan, and that Obi-Wan had survived the purge. 

He’d sent clones after the pair...or trio—if a useless force ghost no one could see who was responsible for the entire mess counted—and placed a bounty on their heads. Obi-Wan was wanted dead or alive. Luke was wanted alive and unharmed.

From a WIP I plan to complete very soon. It’s called:

‘’A Ghost, A Hermit, And A Baby’’ or “ghab” for short.