#umm... ok

„The fashion of making favourites of boys was first introduced among the Greeks from Crete, as Timaeus informs us. But others say that Laius was the originator of this custom, when he was received in hospitality by Pelops; and that he took a great fancy to Pelops' son, Chrysippus, whom he put into his chariot and carried off, and fled with to Thebes. But Praxilla the Sicyonian says that Chrysippus was carried off by Zeus.” (Athenaeus, The Deipnosophists 13.79)

Wait what??? there's aNOTHER Ball brother???? LaVar needs to run out of functioning sperm or some shit cuz im lowkey getting tired of these people