proud keldonling

im ngl.... i don't know if this is the hater speaking or... me... bjt... idk if im rlly into this ... i think i only liked season 7 love island bcs... i only liked season 7 love island.. like it was loveless island but like in a fun way. Like people Hateeeed each other there!

but on here it's like.... smthing is going to happen.... & yall are just playing around with it... like ... everybody is hating on Bea but she's just a game player ! she's an Olympic level athlete who doesn't mince words & is there to win, like. Srry but :/ !!! this is a SHOW !! a show abt love, yeah, with MONEY !!! & fame ! people who act like they can't see that are probably faking .. like don't try to act perfect here..

There's just too much love LMFAOOO on love island... ik i sound hypocritical but i think this is just me realizing maybe only season 7 worked for me.... bcs it was so obviously evil... from the start... my nurses who are more into love & sweet things hated that season but i loved it 😭

& now ! they love THIS season! ...& im kinda bored... like why do we have to turn this chat into a kiss like .. this is not a chat... u are putting ppl into a closed off experiment to see their socialization wins or fails / navigation & then it's just intimacy like .. i know this is love island but... it's also entertainment & watching str8s smorch for 5 str8 hours is jusg... not my entertainment... bcs i am evil & mean !!!! but idc!!!!

my first picked CLIENTS from the PROMO ... apparently u call the person ure rooting for ur client bcs u defend them like an attorney i believe ( at least from what i understood by my nurses explaining ) are kc & aniya , &! they are now a couple ! which seems awesome But.... idk if kc is rlly into her.... he just seems so childish & she seems too mature for him.... it's like a more evil ace & chelley tbh but evil in the sense that they're playing each other & not the island.

like... i knew if ace & chelley weren't voted out, they weren't staying together. The maturity levels never match the same wavelength unless they're hating on the same person LOL. but it's also love island, most of the relationships don't stay even if they won... but at least make it entertaining!! play into the system ! Make that clear ! It's so easy to do passive aggressive sneak shit bcs clarity makes u cruel but it's just better !!! Don't waste my time wasting other people's time like Taylor with olandria.

This season feels more classically love island... & i just don't think im a classive love island fan... i want to watch tension in action... not petty mean girl stuff... it feels like everyone is doing mental exercises to different sports rn like.. what page are we even on rn... & how tf do we get rid of corbin...

BUT ! IF KC AND ANIYA BOTH KNOW THEYRE NOT FOR EACH OTHER RLLY ( or maybe they end up rlly growing together !!! they could have no screentime cus they're actually good for each other but idk... the clips i see of kc .... im just not sold on his seriousness with her.. i know it's explore island but u can't have ur cake & eat it too or however the saying goes.. aniya has said she's excited to explore at the start & im p sure kc is the same way so .. collectively agree to explore then come back to each other if that's qhat u both want... but idk ... everyone keeps switching to stay safe in the game but won't say that to keep the fans from killing them but idc!!! these fans are stupid!!! get your bag !!! but also i could just be a nihilist, i could just be hating... but i always try to look at the bad to keep the good or protect the good.. im scared my clients are gonna get hurt 😭 & not in the fun way but the avoidable way... like the island, the fans, & ESPECIALLY the show needs to pick what side they want things to be.... sunshine & rainbows or the reality to 'reality' tv..

i have no yaoi 💔 not even yuri.... i fear im just not invested enough to talk any up... like if u see me talking abt a ship or even mentioning one... it's bcs i have Observed. i am pushing my Stocks.

then one of my friends say,

' no , he's just fat & slow '

ABBOTT ON ABBOTT ON ABBOTT ,

THAT BOOTY B I G !