#ultimate bros

Duanmu Yin and his 'bro'

Duanmu Xi and his 'bro'

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who’s older?: jesse, can you believe itwho’s more protective?: isaac afwhat’s their origin?: in paradise, when jesse saw how upset isaac was at the memorial bonfire and he didn’t know how to cheer him up so he just sat there with him so he wasn’t alone, because jesse knows how much it sucks to be alone :((( jesse had a soft spot for him from then on tbhwhat are four words to describe their relationship?: lighthearted, genuine, loyal & caringhow does each one feel when the other gets into a romantic relationship?:

jesse will be SO. PROUD the day isaac gets it on/gets together with someone (scott), he’ll definitely ask for all dirty details and would probably high-five him a lot

isaac would tease jesse a lot, but in a well-natured kinda way, like he’d be the biggest advocate for it?? and also probably make awkward comments about his own unsuccessful love life to compare it to lmao

list three problems that they’ve encountered in their time together: uhh general rebellion and paradise captures aside, none because they’re pure and untainted by pain (yet) :)how often do they fight?: NEVERwhat would their biggest fight be about?: uh… maybe about jesse’s drug use?? idk if it got super bad at some point, isaac tends to get super short with people when he’s scared, so i think if he fears for jesse, they’d have this massive argument about it where neither actually SAY OUT LOUD that they both deeply give a shitnicknames/terms of endearment?: WOLFMAN LAHEY otherwise mostly just surnames??how long will they last?: foreverrrr, friends for literal lifehow well do they know each other?: not super well because their friendship is lighthearted and Good, and neither know of each other’s past before the rebellion, but well enough to know when the other’s upset/needs a distraction.which of the two is more:

violent: isaac definitely; jesse’s got more of a violent past than a violent personality

expressive: jesse :( isaac prefers to joke everything off

affectionate: jesse!!

irritable: JESSE LMAO especially when walt or dylan’s involved

intelligent: uh.. both? in very different ways, i think. i’d say isaac mostly, but jesse’s knowledge of chemistry is astounding

attractive: BOTH AF again in different ways, like isaac is WAY more fashionable and really looks after himself, but jesse’s ‘my clothes are way too big for me and i’ve couch surfed my whole life’ look is subtly hot as hell 

kind: jesse tbh

are there any chances of them n o t staying platonic?: noo, they’re both super into other people and i think they always will be??how would they react if the other were to die?:

…. jesse would be super lost tbh, isaac’s one of his Pure Friendships, someone he goes to to make him smile and relax, i think if he lost that he’d lose his mind and just wanna go back to drugs for ages tbh 

isaac would be extremelyyy upset and take his grief out in anger, and just pick fights with EVERYBODY & wouldn’t sleep or calm down for weeks, and then probably breakdown with amy or scott later :((

what extent would one half of the brotp go for the other?: well they both care about each other a LOT, like way more than they say out loud, and they’re both extremely loyal, so if the situation absolutely called for it and there were no other options, i reckon they’d both give up their lives for the other. isaac would kill for jesse, and vice versa, though jesse would try and figure out any other way first. also.. isaac will be one of the few people ever in the world that jesse will tell the entire truth of his past to.list two headcanons for them: 

in canon, jesse’s style changed over the seasons as he became more Serious and Responsible, and he actually started wearing clothes that fit him, so here i feel like isaac will help him make that change and they’re gonna go jacket and shoe shopping and isaac will try and talk him out of wearing his beanie so often, especially if he has a leather jacket on 8))