#ucrprachel

Blaine, Morrison and Rachel. Well, Blaine and Morrison because all their teasing just reeks of sexual tension to me. Rachel could totally get on in there but I know our Piano Man is strictly gay.

Mmm I’d also pay a fair amount to see Kurt and Silas go at it for shits and giggles because I know they’ve got that friendship that’s sweet and salty so god knows sex between them would probably either be a beautiful love scene or rough, hot, fuck me harder sex.

Its my understanding, garnered from what I’ve seen on tumblr and passing in the halls, that they do take turns…though Rachel submits more. However, I’m guessing something in the dynamic has changed as of late since Morrison seems less…himself. Maybe they’ve reached an impasse- after all Doms are Doms for a reason- they need someone to submit to them, not perpetually take turns.

Your Takeover King and Queen are NATHANIEL and CHARLIE FABRAY!

R: We’re in love and married and he impregnated me.

I'm sure you're all dying to get to the results and while I'd normally love to drag the wait out, for once I'm going to give it to you straight.

For the first time in the poll history, we have a single winner. Coming out on top with 85% of the HOT vote is Jesse St. James! Not surprising. Have you seen him? I think it would do you all a little good to keep in mind that even though he's taken, it's an open relationship ;)

Second place goes to Charlie Fabray. The blonde earned 65% of everyone's love. Just remember guys, you can look but not touch. She is very taken. Still, such a nice view.

Tied for third place with 60% of the hot vote are Hayden Jaxson and Nathaniel Fabray. It's gotta suck to be beat out by your sister, but I think being tied with a hot piece of London is more than consolation,

Sam Evans slipped into fourth place with 42% of the vote. I'm not so sure about this one. I mean, he's blonde and built and super cute, but looks like those big lips are an acquired taste. 

This time around, the miserable last place slot goes to one Rachel Berry with 40% of you guys voting Hot. That's gotta hurt. I bet it's not quite the homecoming she expected. Then again, I can't say I blame you guys.

So, there you have it. The student body has spoken. Can't say I saw some of these coming and now I'm even more excited for the superlatives. Let's do this again sometime.