#uberduck

GLaDOS: You have got to be fucking kidding me. I, the most advanced intelligence in the observable universe, have spent the past [unintelligible] years developing a dual portal gun model that is beyond improvement, with the single limitation that it can only be used on surfaces painted with moon rocks, and you're telling me some dipshit from B L A C K M E S A managed to find a workaround in a single afternoon with equipment he got from the trash? ...Unbelievable. I don't have to kiss up to that troglodyte Kleiner (who couldn't even retrieve his own test subject from wherever he teleported him) just because he made my gun work on dirt. He's probably huffing paint fumes in a shack somewhere with that Calhoun meathead...God I fucking hate Black Mesa