“Well if you’re so fast, how come you’re not called Speedy huh?”  He did, in fact, have a point as far as he was concerned.  And it was a point that wasn’t going to go away any time soon -- he was going to get as much mileage out of this as possible. 

anon he’s a fictional baby he could be tossed off a cliff tomorrow and i’d be like aw sad anyway 

he’s a figment of a team of writers’ imaginations 

i’m invested in his presence on the show because he’s the child of my otp and i’m invested in literally every aspect about their lives, bc it effects how i speculate and/or write meta about them which is, as we know, my hobby and something that brings me great joy and satisfaction in life

plus watching scenes between seb and other characters who love him is cute and i enjoy it

i’m just making stupid jokes about him because it’s fun

idk if you’ve heard of “fun” it’s nice

...or maybe that’s all a lie 

maybe i love that tiny human smudge so much that i want him to kill every other character on the show and be the last one standing 

sebberdale