#type posts

If you do not want to DM— if you find that you’re being forced to DM and you hate it and you hate writing for it and prepping for it and playing as the DM to the point where you find it to be a competition between players and DM...

-We’ll test you a lot at first, but don’t take it personally; once we open our heart to someone, it’s open forever.

-You might not realise it, but we are always planning everything. With you, details will matter, we’ll analyse your words as if they held the secrets of the universe.

-You can always rely on us

-Don’t be afraid of spilling your soul bare with us, maybe if you do it first, we’ll start opening up about what we are feeling sooner

-Whatever gift you receive, be sure that we gave it a lot of thought, and you’ll probably like it

-Always understand when we need some space, or if we are focused on our work/studies for a while. We have goals to achieve and will never lose sight of them

-We can be affectionate if we want to, and many of us like physical contact

-When your INTJ opens up, you’ll be surprised at realising that we are deep, thoughtful and complex individuals. Many of us like writing and value art and literature more than science

-We are loyal and sincere partners

-We doze off a lot and bump into everything

-We might not like to be in crowded spaces or loud rooms for too long

-There are a thousand things we prefer before a party

-We want to be listened and valued just like any other person

-Our sense of humour is rather particular

-We like having schedules and have things planned beforehand, so “surprise” stuff can stress us

-We enjoy nature

-We are knowledgeable about a lot of things, so yeah, let us ramble about it, please

-If we chose you as our partner, we already decided that you’ll be with us for a long time (we are long-term planners)

-We might send you a message to ask how you are doing from time to time. Not to keep tabs on you, but we like to be in contact

-Some of us like the thought of slow-building relationships

-If we tell you about a new tv show/music album/book excitedly, we probably want you to check it out and discuss it

-we need intellectual conversations like we need oxygen, really

-If something’s wrong, tell us, don’t expect us to figure it out

-Always be direct

-If you don’t know if something’s okay, ask

-If your INTJ wants to discuss a topic with you that you know nothing off, just ask them to explain it to you and they’ll do it happily, but only ask if you are willing to listen

-We are sincere. We expect the same

-We listen and think about what you say. We expect the same

-We are loyal. We expect the same

-We respect your personal space. We expect the same

-Don’t engage with us unless you are willing to be honest and dedicated, and don’t start a relationship with us unless you are completely sure that you want to, because if not, you’ll hurt us a lot, and we’ll probably end up having trust issues

-Take care of us. We are more sensible than you think we are

-And most of all, love us. Because if we let you be next to us, and we think the pain and troubles from a relationship are worth it, it’s because we value you and love you

ESTP: don’t treat them like they are stupid, they are really clever and know how to make any situation really crazy memorable don’t make them feel like they aren’t fun or make them sit out on something thats really cool, *dont ban fun, ban dangerous fun*

ESTJ: “Sorry I forgot to do the tasks you entrusted me with” see this equals “I don’t care enough to help you out, and you were wrong and responsible for me not succeeding bc u are the one who gave me a task to do so its actually your fault that i am incompetent, and honor means nothing to me, you also mean nothing to me” just sh*t done man, that’s all they ask of u, pull ya weight  

ESFP: they are fully alive and present, don’t  get them into anything sensory addictive bc these little ruby babies are the most susceptible to substance abuse, they just want to feel alive like crazy alive so dont u gosh damn ever get them into the drugs you asshat

ESFJ: ayy don’t spread rumors, if someone cares so much about other humans to the point where they would like organize their best friends future (color coded and labeled and leslieknopeleslieknope) don’t turn their friends against them with lies. thats like reeeally not chill, they just want to be popular and make people happy don’t be the asshat who makes leslie knope cry (also u know if u hurt an esfj they have at least one friend who will drunk slash your tires)

ENTP: “sit down and be quiet and no you can’t read and stop asking questions you are not smart you are pretentious and obnoxious no one likes you or your ideas” DONT

ENTJ: k so yes they seem like they are actually made of stone but they are just really smart and their world is full of reasons why they cant let their emotions show, but listen they are smart, like scary smart, don’t betray them in any way, don’t lie, don’t betray and do what you said you would, anything otherwise is stupid and life threatening

ENFP: they are full of ideas and creativity but poor planners, don’t disregard their ingenuity or attack their work process as never finishing what they start, thats a trash bag move, not everyone works at your pace *julia*

ENFJ: they are so busy being so many things you don't understand, like popular like esfj, and creative and brilliant like enfp, and the definition of selflessness and self improvement like infj. just love them fr, don’t treat them like you could do without them, don’t treat them like your life would be better without them because it wouldnt, they are gems

ISTP: I dont think i have ever met an istp, but basically, don’t be an idiot and let them do their own thing k

ISTJ:  “You will never bring your family/country/God/boss/leader/ honor” Basically just shoot them instead of saying this, it will hurt less and they wont have to deal with the internalized anguish of hearing their darkest fear verbalized

ISFP: no don’t hurt them they are so smol and pure, they are butterflies and they will run away if u scare them so like don’t? just like ease into their life and be gentle when they let u in because they are hard to get to know but its like a magic secret garden inside *IF THEY LET YOU IN, THEY HAVE NO MORE DEFENSE MECHANISMS, THOSE ARE ALL TO FILTER ACCESS INSIDE, DONT YOU HURT MY LITTLE FLOWERS IF THEY TRUST YOU*

ISFJ: they will literally do whatever you ask them to do, do not let their selfless practical acts of service go unnoticed or make them your doormat, they are dogs like infp’s but they are secret dogs, they claim they dont trust people and people are the worst but you need anything? they are at your dorm with sonic and ice cream at two am, they’re really great and they never ask for much but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve respect and appreciation

INTP: they are weirdo science bugs but like also really dreamer like, like science dreamers how cute is that? don’t force them into fields of study they hate, or tell them their ideas are trash or make them work without any room for ingenuity they might just built an escape pod out of their mind and disappear forever

INTJ: they are not made of stone and have insecurities because they want to know so much, don’t plagiarize them, and don’t make it look like they messed up when it was you, first of all, jerk, and second they can rip you apart intellectually but they also really care that people know how rightly brilliant, and NEVER ACT LIKE YOU KNOW THEM BETTER THAN THEY KNOW THEMSELVES AND BE WRONG LIKE WOW YOU WILL BE MURDERED AND NO ONE WILL FIND WHO DID IT. step back son

INFP: they are actually dogs and would love literally anyone, they believe the best in everyone but are not stupid, don’t mistreat them because they would rather fix unhealthy relationships than leave them, like for real they would just blame themselves like when you accidentally shock a dog and they just assume its their fault and youre like “no bby i love you” its the same, don’t shock them bc they will think its their fault and will actually never stop loving you