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Warning: crack

paring:  Idol Taehyun x  idol reader

warning: swearing, threats, mention of other idols, suggestive. Taehyun shirt less, fluff

we has't cometh to inform thee yond we, all of casper high, art adopting thee as our father. Thee cannot intermit and we already has't the papers sign'd by phantom. Prithee doth not worry we art valorous students. We art all leaving our homes to cometh liveth with thee. we thank thee f'r all the informative daily reports thee giveth us. the benefits: we shall maketh sure yond thee shall not beest concern'd f'r our safety, we shall avoid the fentons, every single monday we shall giveth thee spa treatment an maketh sure thy stress levels wonneth't wend to a hundred, we shall giveth thee thy well deserv'd rest and coffee.

contains: smau! profanity, fluff! all txt members

notes: nothing suggestive, just in case. reblogs would be appreciated

yeonjun + taehyun

beomgyu + kai + soobin

Soobin:

These spot the difference games are getting hard I swear:

Beomgyu at Taehyun cause he is getting buff

Also Taehyun getting buff for no reason:

Ain’t this Kai watching Yeonbin cuddling?

Extras bc it’s never enough:

Yeonjun fashion icon since 1999

The boys in the practice room:

I don’t remember who in hyung line gets drunk easily but:

And as a conclusion this is a live picture of me on comeback season

Jungkook: hey, hey, hey! no cursing in front of the baby

Kai: uh, it’s fine hyung, I don’t mind

Jungkook: no, I mean me.

Jungkook: I am THE baby.