#twpincorrectquotes

Will’s ghost: Hey guys! I just discovered a new drug

Mark: if i wear my water shoes in the water, will they get wet???

Emma: i want to get a tattoo all over my face that says ‘hi bitch’ so people know not to mess with me

Magnus: just take some birth control and chill you motherfuckers! *throws empty neurofen packets across the room*

Julian (to dru, livvy, ty and tavvy): i just love you guys so much *goes online and googles a quadruplet stroller*, omg look at this, it can fit all of you when we go for our weekly walks!

Will: hey i’m starting an emo revolution with jem where you just sit and listen to billie eilish at the back of the classroom every lesson, wanna join?

Jem: killing any animal should be punishable by death- there, i said it

Kieran: being in a room with you uneducated non-vegans is giving me depression

Clary: sorry i can’t add you to the mural, you’re just too tall for me to paint without using a ladder and i’m too fucking lazy to go get one

Jace: when we walk to the canteen i need at least two people on either side of me so i can make an entrance like the bad bitch i am

Simon: the youtuber i relate to most is emma chamberlain, but my coffee addiction is like 50000 x bigger than hers

Kit (to ty): you’re the shaggy to my destroyed planet <3 *in group chat*

Aline: ohhhhh so cutey cute cute cute bean, i want one *looking at pictures of babies*

Ty, airpods in: *lying down, listening to music or audio books, just living life*

Dru: Ty, Kit, dinner’s ready! 

Kit: Be right there!

Dru: Tyyyyyyy! 

*silence*

Dru: HELLLOOO!

*Ty walks in, airpods still in*

Ty: Sorry, I can’t hear you