#two plus two

“Meet your newest nephews!” Molly crowed happily, bearing two little bundles of identical joy. “This one’s Fred, and this is little George. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.” 

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Title: Two Plus Two

Author: Shinsun

Pairing(s): Bokuroo, Bokuaka, Kurotsuki, Bokuakakurotsuki

Rating: T for now

Summary: In which the simple plan of matchmaking Bokuto with his crush and ending his casual relationship with Kuroo turns into a crazy scheme that could result in them becoming a party of four…provided they can get a certain pair of pretty tsunderes on board.

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The thing about participating in a sport -- while simultaneously being on the non-conforming end of the gender spectrum -- was that it presented Tsukishima with two equally distasteful options. One involved keeping his binder on during practice, which minimized the daily struggle of the locker room to a degree, and maintained appearances where they needed to be maintained, but at the rather hefty cost of like...oxygen and shit. Which, as a human being last time he checked, he did kind of need. And there was always the unlikely, but ever present possibility of breaking a rib or passing out from asphyxiation, which would be a pain in the ass (and the chest) and would probably earn him another lecture from Coach Ukai and Akiteru at best, and a trip to the hospital at worst.