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>Clark Kent ✓    @clarkkent Bruce is the type of beautiful that makes you do stupid things

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>>Clark Kent ✓      @clarkkent Replying to @clarkkent this movie's about me [an edited clip from six years ago from the official Daily Planet account—an interview of Bruce Wayne hosted by Clark Kent himself. Bruce is answering a question Clark asked, even as Clark himself is clearly not paying attention—atleast not to Bruce's answer. When the silence between them lasts four seconds, Clark realises it's his turn to speak with a start. Straightening to his complete height and knocking his head against the bookshelf that was clearly meticulously kept in frame and intended to be aesthetically pleasing. The books he knocks over tumble over his head and towards Bruce, an onslaught he stops by shielding Bruce from it with the bulk of his frame. Bruce is turning a questioning glare at someone offscreen as if demanding assistance]

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 >>>Jennifer         @niffer Replying to @clarkkent and we'll never let you live it down King❤️

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Or, social media shenanigans🥀

A GROSS-OUT/CULINARY MASTERPIECE FROM MY CHILDHOOD -- FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF A LEGENDARY CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR.

PICS INFO: Mega spotlight on a children's novelty recipe from 1994's "Roald Dahl's Revolting Recipes," titled "Mr. Twit's Beard Food," inspired by the children's novel by British author Roald Dahl, "The Twits," first published in 1980.

“If you looked closer still (hold your noses, ladies and gentlemen), if you peered deep into the moustachy bristles sticking out over his upper lip, you would probably see much larger objects that had escaped the wipe of his hand, things that had been there for months and months, like a piece of maggoty green cheese or a moldy old cornflake or even the slimy tail of a tinned sardine.”

-- "THE TWITS" (1980) children's novel written by Roald Dahl, illustrated by Quentin Blake