#twilightblr

clapsholas: twilight

gealach úr: new moon

urú: eclipse

éirí na gréine: breaking dawn

Twilight!

While visiting La Push, Bella wears a crochet beanie, which has been made into a pattern on Ravelry here. Behind her, Angela wears a granny square quilt that was also made into a pattern on ravelry here. You can see more details on its post-production auction page, and I've included a few photos from the site below.

Anywho, my name is Nick, but you can also call me DJ! I’m a writer myself (I have a whole separate blog for that). I’m also a queer guy---not that it’s really all that important, I just thought I’d mention it.

Some of my opinions:

- Stoner Bella is literally one of the best ideas I’ve heard in a long while

- Gay Alice! Gay Alice!

-Smeyer’s version can rot but I’m all for fixing it

- In the Glory Days I was totally a Team Jacob ( because hot werewolf, and I also was kind of a dick at the time when it came to Edward (ew my homophobic days)) but now I honestly think Jacob and Edward should just go shag out their sexual tension and get it over with

-Rosalie DESERVED BETTER, DAMMIT

If Victoria, James and Laurent were nomadic. And the Cullens had a permanent residence and tried everything they could to fit in with human society. Then it makes sense that the Cullens would specifically schedule in baseball games the only time they could play baseball (during a thunderstorm). But my question is, why the fuck were Victoria, James and Laurent playing so much baseball either during a thunderstorm or like on the top of a mountain somewhere that Victoria felt confident enough to know she was the one with the wicked curveball? 

I know it was like a funny throwaway line but it really made me question the entire universe of twilight. Is this a normal vampire pass time? Can you wander into the forest and find a group of nomadic vampires all practicing their baseball skills with a tree branch as a bat? Would they even have a bat? I mean they seemed to only have minimal possessions, their clothes were all ripped up and stuff, were they really going into Walmart and picking up a baseball bat for their weekend game? 

Surely the purpose of the baseball scene was to set up the idea that the Cullens weren’t like other vampires, they went in for the American pass time, did normal human activities together like a family would. But this development is shattered by the main villains of the story also playing baseball to a degree where they have special moves. This way no vampire is distinguishable, it is no more human of the Cullens to play baseball than it is for Victoria to play baseball, or James, even though they are set up to be the more animalistic people eating villains.