Sep 5, 2025
I came up with a Lautski vampire au today, and this interaction popped into my brain and I had to make it into a mini comic.
More doodles and au lore here
And a little two bonus panels I doodled ⬇️
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I came up with a Lautski vampire au today, and this interaction popped into my brain and I had to make it into a mini comic.
More doodles and au lore here
And a little two bonus panels I doodled ⬇️
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Ok ok ok I know this is crackfic but
Julian makes Garak read old Earth Literature, right? But they end up reading Twilight because half of earth literature referenced it in 2005 or whatever, and it's like having to read Shakespeare to get what was going on with 10 Things I Hate About You.
Anyways Julian rolls his eyes and mocks it but Garak weirdly gets upset about it, like, why is this older guy hanging around teenagers...
Once Julian figures out what was going on he's like. Oh. Garak. You're nothing like Edward.
"surely the point is that he's a predator and she's a prey falling for his trap. This is a horror story!"
"ok, or it was just a romance novel for teens?'
But Garak gets SO bent out of shape about it that Julian sighs and makes them both do a Holonovel of Twilight. He sprays himself with eco-friendly glitter and tries to seduce Garak.
well, it’s over.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gun (1986) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rick "Hollywood" Neven/Leonard "Wolfman" Wolfe Characters: Leonard "Wolfman" Wolfe, Rick "Hollywood" Neven Additional Tags: Vampires, This Is STUPID, Fighter Pilots, Friends With Benefits, Desert, Confessions, Twilight References, Twilight Parody, Top Gun Parody, moronsexuals, himbos, Affectionate Insults, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Soviet Sleeper Agents, Vodka, Bats, Bats Are Major Pollinators Did You Know, Character Turned Into Vampire, Human/Vampire Relationship, Alternate Universe - Vampire Series: Part 2 of Things the Navy Doesn’t Want You to Know Summary:
Wolfman has a secret. And Hollywood knows just what it is. Maybe. Not really.
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Maratus robinsoni, the sparkliest of all jumping spiders.
Watch one sparkle in motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGS4JdewROU
Five Magical Love Stories
The trouble with Merlin is not that he is utterly useless as a servant, being suicidally feckless with regards to propriety in any form and selectively competent, mostly when unobserved, in which case he becomes improbably, one might say even say magically capable. This is a minor, easily overlooked failing. Comparatively speaking. The real trouble is how, if there is a dangerous magical creature within seven leagues, if Merlin doesn't run into them, they come to him. It never fails.
http://kinkme-merlin.livejournal.com/18397.html?thread=17557981
My dad and I just had a heart to heart. It consisted of:
Me rolling around my bed.
Him calling me a bitch (It's funny. I swear.)
Him telling me about his old school dating life.
FaceStalking my brother.
And us both concluding that I look like a zombie.
I enjoy our relationship.