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This is probably going to be my best week yet. Investors from all over the globe are coming to the restaurant so beware of traffic if you’re in the area. And with that, I’m giving a 50% discount for those who wish to invite RJM Grill to their celebrations, whether it’d be a birthday, christening or whatever event you’re celebrating in the next two weeks!

Wow, leave town for a couple of days and by some miracle I actually start to miss Farwell - not that it's a huge surprise considering who I unfortunately had to part from. But still, distance makes the heart grow fonder, right? If that saying is actually true I'm not sure how mine isn't bursting out of my chest. If any of you old timers want to join, I'll be at the bar later on tonight. And yes, Monday night's are absolutely perfect for getting a little lush.

I’m like 99.9% sure that my older sister snuck at least two more boxes of diapers even though I told her I had plenty from the baby shower. She’s been a major worry wart since moving in with me the third trimester, I appreciate the help since I definitely need it, of course, but she’s a bit overbearing sometimes. I’d ask someone to come help break me out of the house for a break, but I doubt I can move too far. 

I can’t believe I’ve heard people say that the more kids you have the easier it gets, because it’s not true at all. Not even a little bit. I’m stopping at three. Never getting pregnant again. I swear.

Stress eating is a thing right? That seems to be something I’ve fallen in and who knew planning a wedding could be so much work? I mean it’s only so much work because when the parents and soon to be in-laws are involved, they want something grandeur and fancy yet all I want to do is just marry him. No frills necessary.

Taught GJ his first guitar chord today -- I’m the proudest father in the world today, my friends. On that note, pre-natal classes are hard and they should have better instructional guides, because even after one kid, I’m still kind of confused on things with the new one. Garret seems to know more than me -- both Garrets, actually. Little Parker is gonna have so many know-it-alls in this family, dude. Wouldn’t have it any other way, I guess. How’s everybody else... faring. Get it? Cos Farwell? Fare? ...Not funny?