TEAR UP THE SKY WITH YOU.

I can’t remember the last time I even went to Taco Bell. Maybe your child will grow up to unexplainedly crave Taco Bell too? Definitely true. Enjoy it while you still can.

Maybe, if Parker tends to like Taco Bell while growing up then we’ll know why. I’ll do my very best to milk it for all I got.

Nothing to be worried about. I’m fine. It’s just alcohol. Tell your pretty husband and feel guilty for the rest of your life for ruining a beautiful friendship that almost looked like a marriage.

Just alcohol? Really? How would me telling him that ruin your friendship? I’ll probably tell him anyways, sorry not sorry. My child will not be told I’m not cool, because I totally am.

Jaret slid the sliding glass door open, cracking his knuckles before he walked through and slid it shut again behind him. Work was long, like always, but coming home to his wife and kid made his heart squirm. Wriggle? Turn? …Flutter. That was the word. Stepping forward, Jaret took Bee’s hand, ready for the splashes to his person to commence. When they came, he wasn’t surprised, leaning down to give his wife a kiss. “Hey, baby.”

Bee beamed up at Jaret after the kiss and gave his hand a squeeze, She happily watched Garret hold his arms up expectantly for Jaret to pick him up, despite being soaking wet in his swimsuit. “Yeah! Momma is bein’ boring with Parker and just sittin’ there, but I am havin’ fun!” Garret let out a squeak of surprise at the kisses and immediately nodded his head in response to the question.

I’ve never had that before, but it must be good for it to be craved so many times. Maybe there’s a recipe for it somewhere that could save you a few trips? But then again, you’re allowed to spoil yourself with late-night trips when you’re having cravings. It could be nice to enjoy them while they last…

They’re super good! I mean, I’m a sucker for all things Taco Bell, honestly. I seem to be craving a lot of Taco Bell this pregnancy. I might have to look it up to see if there is a recipe for it anywhere online. I mean, I’m not the one driving, so hey why not enjoy them when I can convince Jay to do so?

Of course not. Every kid wants to be a ninja; don’t ruin the dream. Sugar cookies sound awesome. I mean, hey, she probably gets a kick out of it, right? Maybe your cravings have a timetable.

I think he wants to be a superhero as well since he tends to read comics with Jay a lot. Maybe a ninja superhero is his dream goal. Oh, I know she does because she gets to leave after enduring the hyperactive tendencies for awhile and I get to put him to bed. Maybe I do, that’d explain a lot.

And, it’s kind of cute that he thinks he is being so sneaky with it. But, what if you are craving some and he isn’t home?

He’s pretty adorable, I do admit. He tries his best. Oh. Well, I didn’t think about that. I either wait until he gets home or call him to hurry up because I need my cookies.

I am not an alcoholic. I just happen to drink a little more than others. Well, no one’s asking for your forgiveness. As if anything could even separate the two of you. What you don’t know won’t kill you, right?

Sounds like you’re teetering on the edge of alcoholism. I’m just worried about you, Renz. Good thing they aren’t. I’d kick and bite if they tried to. Um, no. How about double no. I’ll tell Jaret on you.

I can’t blame him, cookies are delicious. Especially, when you’re not supposed to be having them. But, maybe you could find a hiding place for them, so he doesn’t get tempted for another late night snack? 

Cookies are pretty great, I don’t think I can blame him for wanting them so often considering I’ve been craving them a lot myself. I’ll probably have Jaret put them on top of the fridge considering I can’t even reach up there myself. The perks of having a 6′4″ husband. 

Hey, hey. Progress takes time. Don’t rush me. Pretty sure we’ve confirmed that when he married you and I was left alone at the apartment. Alright, then. I’ll try to talk him into saying you’re not.

I mean, forgive me for not wanting to see you become an alcoholic. I’d say sorry, but I’m not really sorry about marrying Jay. You will do no such thing or else you’re banned permanently from the Grayson residence. 

It certainly helped you narrow it down when it came time to the real wedding! Maybe I should have listened to you then and tried some on… How could I not include you in my wedding party when you’ve been rooting for me and Jesse all this time? Take your time with it though, I’m not in a rush and don’t need it right away.

Oh, for sure. See, I told you, I’m psychic and I just know these things. It would have been very beneficial if you had tried some on at the time as well. How could I not? You two are utterly adorable and perfect together! You got it. 

Sounds like being a ninja isn’t in his future. Cookies after bed time are the best though; what kind did you have? Also, Taco Bell is the best after ten pm.

Probably not, but don’t tell him that, it’d break his little heart. Sugar cookies! My mom tends to bake a lot for the sole purpose of giving my child a sugar rush. I’ll have to agree, because that seems to be whenever my cravings like to kick in.

Again? How many times have those trips happened? And are they for Garret or you?

Too many to count, it’s a bit embarrassing.  They’re for me. I tend to get cravings for Doritos locos tacos a lot and at the worst of times.

What? It’s not a consistent thing. I have at least a day in a week when I don’t get drunk. Pretty sure that’s progress from two months ago. Told him he should’ve just married me. No putting up with an angry preggers. Alright then. Can’t wait what little Parker would say.

One day out of the week where you’re not drunk? Yeah, that still sounds pretty consistent to me. Sorry to tell you, but I think he rather deal with my pregnant hormones and be married to me. Uh huh, I’m sure he’ll think I’m cool, too!

I’m totally going to need you to be there when I go dress shopping. Remember when we went so long ago? Also I’m going to need your measurements because well I don’t know how to say this but I’d like it if you could be one of my bridesmaids. I’ll be sure to talk to Jesse soon then if I can gather up the courage to that is. For me it’s Hershey’s Cookies n Creme right now.

Oh my gosh, that seems like it was ages ago! It was amazing though, I was so glad to have you around. Really?! Of course, I’d love to be a bridesmaid! Oh my goodness, I’m so excited now, Nicky. I’ll have to get my measurements since the belly and all, but I’ll get them to you asap. Let me know how it goes, yeah?

After the second I was still okay, this only just kicked in after the third. I think that’s every growing baby’s favorite past time.

How are all the kids? I feel like I haven’t seen them in ages! Oh, don’t I know it. Even when you are dying for sleep they still want to kick around in there just for the heck of it.