who has the easiest or the most difficult time giving birth fr the naruto boys?
I didnโt include the boys who only adopted like Neji, or the childfree people like Kakashi and Kankuro. I did include non-massacre Itachi and Iruka, who could be persuaded to have biological children, even if he wanted to adopt.
Easiest
1.ย ย ย ย Naruto โ He had the easiest time getting pregnant, being pregnant, and being in labour. For ALL his pregnancies. Other omegas kind of hate him for that. Not to mention he heals immediately after because of the Kyuubi. He only suffers from the post-birth effects for a few hours and then heโs immediately back to running around with no worries. He is very positive through the whole labour, countering pain with impassioned speeches to himself about how worth it his baby was going to be. You wouldnโt think his talk-no-jutsu works on himself, but apparently it does. Basically, he had the easiest birth everโข.
2.ย ย ย ย Kiba โ My headcanon is that part of the Inuzuka clanโs bloodline means that labour is easier, much like how a dogโs labour is way less intense than a humanโs. Inuzukaโs have wider hips generally, but also move flexible hips meaning that contractions arenโt as painful, and they are less likely to have complications during birth. So, for him, contractions arenโt a big deal, itโs just the actual birthing part. I didnโt write for his future family, but I actually headcanon him giving birth to triplets, so that makes it a little more difficult. He still needs a lot of postnatal care, just like a regular omega though. ย
3.ย ย ย ย Iruka โ Here is where we move on to the normal labours. Naruto and Kiba are very much outliers. Irukaโs labour is very average. Nothing dramatic, but itโs not exactly easy. Itโs not easy for Irukaโs alpha either, because Iruka is definitely both the โyou did this to meโ omega and the โcrushes alphaโs hand during painful contractionsโ omega. He shouts a lot during his labour but mellows very quickly once the pup is out. He doesnโt have any complications and he recovers pretty quick, but itโs not exactly fun for any party involved.
4.ย ย ย ย Gaara โ Him and Iruka are almost interchangeable, as they both experienced very similar labours, aka extremely average labours. Gaara didnโt shout nearly as much though. The reason Gaara is slightly lower down is because he went into labour on the hottest day of the year in the desert. Even for someone used to the heat, thatโs a lot. Gaara had decided to give birth in his nest for his first pup, but actually organised a water birth for his second, just because the heat was so unbearable the first time.
5.ย ย ย ย Sasuke โ Labour is actually the easiest part for Sasuke (before and after are much, much harder for him), but of course, itโs still Sasuke, so can anything truly be easy for him? Not quite. His labour lasts for 12 hours to start with, which isnโt fun, but also his pup ends up getting tangled in her umbilical cord. Ultimately, everything else if mostly fine. His labour is probably still somewhere in the normal range. When Sasuke decides to stick with only one child, the labour is the least important factor in his decision, so he doesnโt end up that bothered by it.
6.ย ย ย ย Shikamaru โ Oh, poor Shikamaru. When he told his parents that he was pregnant, his mother delighted in sharing horror stories from his birth, in particular stories about how difficult it was giving birth to a baby so big. Shikamaru was a huge and overdue baby after all. Shikamaru brushes them off at first. But then his stomach gets bigger and bigger and bigger. His stomach grows very fast, and everyone is convinced that he must be having twins or triplets, but no, he only has one pup. Theyโre just huge. After that, Shikamaru starts to get a little nervous, not that he admits to that. His labour is just as bad as his mother made it out to be. He tears a lot which makes it quite difficult for him to stand once heโs released from the hospital. He also goes through a painful, but not dangerous issue with his pelvis post-birth. Heโs mostly okay, but his whole downstairs is pretty messed up for a while. His mednin bans penetrative sex for eight months minimum, which makes Shikamaru very grumpy haha.
7.ย ย ย ย Shino โ The hardest part of labour for Shino is the mental stress rather than the physical one. He gives birth at home with a couple of Aburame medics and his alpha by his side. The fact that the mednin that he hardly knows are with him at his most vulnerable really freaks him out. He almost refuses to let them measure how wide heโs dilated, having to be convinced by his alpha to let the mednin do their jobs. For Shino, laying down, hardly dressed with his legs pushed up and open in the presence of almost strangers is his worst nightmare. The fact that they put their hands all up on and in him makes him feel sick. His kikaichu go wild because of his panic and pain which only serves to stress him out even more. The actual labour part is pretty standard except for the fact that it lasts for 18 hours. There are no complications despite the long time, but Shino cites those hours as the worst of his life, no competition.
8.ย ย ย ย Itachi (non-massacre AU) โ His is easily the worst given the fact that he almost dies. Itachi also gives birth at home with clan medics, but he has more than just a couple because of his status as high risk. Itachiโs poor health means that he struggles to handle the stress of pregnancy, and the stress of labour is way too much. Itachi loses a lot of blood and haemorrhages very badly. He almost ends up bleeding to death in his alphaโs arms, but thankfully the mednins manage to save him. The actual labour is only about six hours, but Itachi ends up needing intensive care for another day, followed by months of aided recovery. Itachi is too weak to stand up unassisted for a fortnight following him labour. Itโs a very difficult time for him, and he claims the spot of most difficult labour by a long shot.
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