#omega!naruto

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto's home evolves the longer he is with his Alpha. The very beginning of moving in together opens Naruto up to a new life he hadn't been exposed to - one outside of poverty. He, even without his Alpha, is comfortable but he didn't realize that comfortability meant he no longer had to 1) hoard possessions, 2) get used to going without, and 3) use things until they were beyond fixing. Everything Naruto brought into the home was decades old, in disrepair, and beyond saving and it took months before he could part with any of it in favor of getting new items - something he never had before.

Once Naruto overcomes some of his poverty trauma, the home becomes a mix-match of things that do not work but somehow do. You both buy things that you like and figure out how to make it work. He wants his home to be A HOME and not something from a magazine cover. He wants it lived in, where everything sparks joy. He also likes having the ability to change things as he likes and still prefers DIY over buying new.

The home is always a little messy but he keeps his home clean because he is used to taking care of what he has so nothing breaks or tears. There is a ball of laundry on the floor but there are no disgusting dishes hiding under the bed type shit.

You decide to buy a medium-sized home with an emphasis on bedrooms because you had discussions of children. Naruto really wanted a big house in the beginning but whenyou both toured one, he realized just how...disconnected everything felt. Even the open concept plan were too spacious. It made him feel like everyone would be too far away even if he could physically see him.

Loves colorblock accents on the walls and on decor items. Also loves weird looking furniture or furniture that is made of things people normally dont make furniture with. (Think - a side table made using records and metal dowels or old glasswear used as a chandelier)

Naruto also gets a lot of stuff as gifts and souvenors. He's made so many friends in different places that when he travels, he always comes home with something reflective of his destination. The house is maximalist not because of you spending money (even though you both like to buy cool things) but because he gets a lot of presents. This reflects...all over the house. You have a weird stature watching you poop now. Congrats.

He has a nook of your home that is dedicated to all his old things. He has some sentimental items from back when he had very little that he doesn't want to get rid of but they are bare bones. He also keeps mementos of your relationship (pre-moving in together) there.

Ceiling hammock. That is all.

Absolutely hates blinds (the white ones that go up and down) and yes, it is because he always gets them wonky or tangled. He wanted to replace all the doors with bead strands because they were shiny but you veto-d that with a quickness.

The nursery is the only room in the house that is somewhat less chaotic looking. There are lots of colors but they are softer and everything is a lot more purposeful. Naruto got a lot of advice from other parents about what he should do there and he is very strict about keeping it less chaotic.

Neji Hyuuga

Clean girl aesthetic but home edition. Clean lines. No overpowering bright colors. Open concept. Neutral. Kind of boring but its very calming and incredibly organized. He wants all the hard furniture - tables, dressers, cupboards, cabinets, etc to be sturdy and all the soft furniture - couches, chairs, rugs, etc - to be the softest and comfiest things you've ever felt.

He does not want to buy things and have to replace them so you both budget to get the best top quality items that last 30 years. He is infinitely grateful that his mate let him take over the majority of the decorating because he goes nuts when it clicks that 'oh, all of this new life is mine. I have autonomy and control.'

Neji is fanatical about the way his bedroom looks and feels. Due to years of trauma, he has his bed hidden surrounded by moveable walls that he can close and open at will (or with chakra.) Before kids, he only has all the walls closed. After kids, he keeps the wall closest to the door open so they can see him and he can see them.

The only things he lets go of are his pup's bedrooms and their bathroom. He had to come to terms with the fact that they will grow into their own people with their own tastes and they deserve what he never got as a kid - a personalized space thats just for them. As long as they keep it clean, he's fine. (He 100% gets excited when they want him to go shopping with them because while it may not be to his taste, he is great with decorating and matching their growing tastes)

You surprise him with a mini jacuzza bath built off the master bathroom when he went away for a mission for two months and he wants you to fuck him in it like twice a week. (Lives for the 'prince being bathed by their servant' roleplay). He didn't know he wanted one until he got it and its his favorite part of the house XD

A slut for furniture with compartments and small cozy nooks.

Hates clear tiny, peek-a-boo windows. If they are frosted, its fine. He wants floor to ceiling windows whenever and wherever possible. Loves the natural light they let in.

Takes pride in the outside of the home as much as the inside and obsesses over his pond. He likes to mediate and practice new jutsu there.

Loves a home renovation project so his home started off as a one bedroom apartment-type building because he and his Alpha were broke-broke when they moved in together and it has expanded into a fucking manor. Man said "I deserve luxury" and his Alpha said, "Yes my love."

Overall, his home is a reflection of his freedom to choose but also a reflection of his need for stability. It is a home that started from nothing and was given life by love, just like him.

Chouji Akimichi

His home is on Akimichi Clan land, a wedding gift from the clan to Chouji. The original plan was for you and Chouji to live in your apartment for another year after the wedding to save money to buy your own plot on clan land and build a home but the clan surprised you with the home a few months before the wedding. You did not tell Chouji because you had your own wedding gift to add onto it in mind.

Like most Akimichi, his kitchen and pantry are a focal point in his home. He was very specific in what he wanted and what he needed when you were discussing your furture home. The kitchen is large and spacious so he had the space to cook. The pantry is more of a walk-in closet than anything because Chouji loves to collect different ingredients from around the world and he needs the space.

The kitchen leads out to the backyard, where you designed and built a huge barbaque and cook-out area as his wedding gift. When the clan told you about the house, you began your own construction when the kitchen was done. You made sure to give it a different vibe from the inside. Chouji in the kitchen is different than Chouji on the BBQ and no, you will not elaborate.

Everything in the home is reinforced to hold an Akimichi. They are a big people. A dense people. A people who can and will make themselves bigger, sometimes just for shits and giggles when they have a little too much to drink. Their homes need to fit them. There is nothing short of a catastrophic event that is going to take the house down.

Chouji's nest area is different than his shared bedroom with you. The nest is in its own room and is shaped similarly to his pup's/pups' beds, except bigger. Its a two-level bed with stairs, curved and lined with dense stuffing and sturdy cushions on both 'floors'. The bottom area has shelves that store his heat aids and supplies. The top area is used mainly for storing back up blankets, pillows, and sheets since his heats get messy.

The pup's/pups' room - in the nursery and childhood years - start as being very whimsical in design. The beds are built into the wall and act as a sleeping space and a small play area. If any of the pups are Omegas, it also makes for a great 'first nest' area, with curved areas and hidden nooks. The rooms are also filled with all sorts of learning toys alongside several numerous large plushies.

Speaking of pup rooms, they have their own section of the house. There is a hallway that leads from the main room that lead just to bedroom doors. Chouji is Oma-shaped and he wanted at least three pups. Its in the opposite direction of your master bedroom and Chouji's nest room -for obvious reasons.

Every room has some color in it but not a lot. He likes his spaces to be calming - like Neji - but still a little colorful - like Naruto. The bathrooms are basic because he doesn't see why they need to be decorated. People aren't hanging out in there. They are in there to shit, shower, shave so why???

Fucking hates subway tiles - the white and black ones. You had to redo one of your bathrooms after a pipe burst and when the contractor put them on the table, Chouji immediately shoved them back into his bag with prejudice. He also hates mirrored surfaces - especially if they distort the reflection.

There are an abundance of random snack hidey-holes fucking everywhere. Behind paintings, in the storage ottomans and baskets, under beds, between cushions, in at least one drawer in every room. Snacks everywhere. Its very convienent.

Kankuro

The homes in Sunagakure are very different than in Konohagakure - in that they are closer together, rounder, and dusty as hell. Beehive looking ass buildings. They also look like they have hallways that link buildings together. It also looks like the housing options are either condos, duplexes, or apartments. No actual independant standing homes. As such, Kankuro and you live in a three-ish story condo.

Because you live in the desert that has sandstorms, there are not many windows. Maybe one on each floor. Not a whole lot of natural light coming in. This works well because the desert is hot and the less sun inside, the cooler the inside stays. The walls are also very curved - which might just be a stylistic choice but who knows?

The condo is very open but yet it gives the feeling of it being underground. You can see the first floor from the second floor and vice versa. There is a staircase on one side that connects the two floors. The third floor is technically an attic but it was pretty big and - when you renovated it - became a liveable, useable area. This is where you banished Kankuro's puppets to.

You were not about to have Kankuro's puppet's everywhere in your new home. You saw the state of his apartment - with random ass body parts everywhere - and decided that you were going to turn the attic into his workshop. Kankuro protested until he saw what you had done and proceeded to immediately make it the creepiest place you've ever been but hey, at least there aren't eyeballs sitting on the coffee table.

Kankuro does not give a fuck about decorating. As long as every room has the basics, he does not care. His home before you was a mixmatch of furniture that he was given from random people. The only thing he is particular on is his puppet work station. You cannot get him to choose anything to save your life and he will complain every time he sees you eyeing the homes and garden section of the store.

Because the home is technically just a building mostly made of solid earth, much of it is just one solid piece that has nooks and crannys carved into it. The bathroom is no exception. Everything is either straight lines or curved edges with no in-between but everything is a single solid smooth surface. You have one of each. They both look weird for different reasons. One of them has two different style bathtubs in it - an above ground and an in-the-ground. You don't make too much of a fuss because Kankuro likes to have sex in there more than any other room so....

You comissioned a vanity for Kankuro for his birthday so he would stop leaving his face paints everywhere in the bathroom. Its quite simple but it has three mirrors and many drawers. He sticks to purple for the most part but he has used other colors for different events. Its his favorite thing he's ever gotten from you (besides the mold of your dick. )

Kankuro's nest is wherever he wants it to be. It could be in the middle of the living room or in the kitchen or in his workshop, etc. He doesn't like having a dedicated space for his nest much like he doesn't like wearing clothes when he is home. He figures 'this is my house. If I wanna nest here (or be naked), then I can and no one can tell me no because this is my house.' However he does have a indoor hammock that he uses a lot as a nest spot.

The bedroom is...reflective of your sex life and thats all I'm going to say and you probably should never let anyone in there. Keep it locked always. The tamest thing in there is the LED sign that spells out SEX that Kankuro, the troll that he is, turns on to tell you he wants to fuck.

Kakashi Hatake

This man JUMPED at the chance to move in with you. All you did was mention your lease was ending and he was handing you a key to his family home. (Yes he had been carrying it in his pocket trying to figure out how to give it to you without making it weird....he made it weird anyway) He had avoided the house for so long but he was ready to face those ghosts as long as you were there with him. He wanted to reclaim it.

After a LOT of clean-up and some renovations, the home shaped up quite nicely. Its only a one story, one bed-one bath because fuck you if you think he's inviting people over XD. Nah this is yours, his, and the dog's space. No one is invited. (Gai doesn't count. The man comes over whether he's wanted or not and he was a part of the deal when you got Kakashi)

He specifically wanted to expand the backyard so the dogs could have space to run and play so you bought a patch of land behind the already established backyard to extend it. He got a little crazy with the privacy plants so you now have a small forest around your home. TBH this just means he can walk around with no mask and no clothes in front of the windows.

Speaking of dogs, a lot of the furniture doubles as dog beds. Dog beds everywhere. It looks like y'all collect them at this point. (And for why? The dogs end up in your bed anyway)

A reading nook doubles as a nesting space for Kakashi. For heats, Kakashi will nest in the bed but for other things, he will curl up in his reading corner and relax. He reads things other than Icha Icha but one of the bookshelves is soley dedicated to it and its on display because 'fuck you this is my house and if I wanna display my porn, I'm gonna' - said Kakashi but in nicer words. (When he feels vulnerable and you aren't around, he will put up a hanging curtain and hide)

Kakashi favors cool tones and graviates towards blue and that shows throughout the home. He originally had no interest in decorating but he wasn't about to let you go alone (because no, he needs to be with you at all times like the worlds biggest tick) so he went and it became very apparent very quickly that he had a preference. Everything he picked - at your prompting - was matching a white, grey, light blue-green sort of color scheme. Its calming for him so you went with it and incorporated your own stuff with it.

The bathroom is bigger than the bedroom and this is on purpose. Kakashi comes down from subspace after sexytime the easiest when he's being washed so the tub and the shower are much larger than normal since it has to fit two people a lot of the time. Kakashi also lives a life of constant "bruh I'm so tired I will pass out in the living room covered in filth unless someone takes me to the bathroom" moments and its infinitely easier to deal with a large bathroom.

He hates floor to ceiling windows and any furniture that is L-shaped. Something about too much sun and too many unnecessary corners. He also really hates that there are so many drawers in the kitchen but like....the counters came with them. (yes you have to keep him from shoving everything into one drawer)

The bedroom is pretty standard. A bed. A rug. Two dressers. Some pictures on the walls. A small writing desk. A bird perch on the window for messenger birds. But there is one thing that looks like it belongs but it is not what it seems. An armoire. Now, many would see it and think "oh more room for clothes" and they would be wrong. That is the sex armoire. It holds all the kinky funtime toys that Kakashi likes. (And yes, that thing is locked down more securely than Area 51. It only opens for you and Kakashi.)

Kakashi does have a memorial place in the yard for the people he loves that died and a wall inside the house for all the people he loves that are still alive. He needs the two spaces to be separate and as far away from eachother as possible. The backyard memorial is a small patch with a bunch of stones with people's names on them with a bench next to it. He sits there and talks to them sometimes. Its easier for him to be open and grieve in the comfort and privacy of his home, with his love and mate, than do it alone at the Village's Memorial Stone.

"It's been about a month since your heat, did you want me to pick up some pregnancy tests on the way home from work tomorrow?"

Naruto stared at you for a moment, brows furrowed.

"You mean the one to find out the primary gender? Isn't it too early? Sakura said you have to wait for ages to find out!"

"What?" you asked, baffled. "No, the one to find out if you're pregnant or not."

Naruto stared at you like you were speaking a different language. Why did it feel like you were both having different conversations?

"We had sex," Naruto said slowly.

"Yes?"

"Without protection."

"Yes?"

"So, I'm pregnant."

"What?"

"What?"

Once you realised what was going on, you laughed until you cried. Naruto flushed red and tried to defend himself.

"Iruka sensei said that unprotected sex leads to getting pregnant, how was I supposed to know he lied to me!"

Of course, jokes on you when every pregnancy test you buy comes out positive.

"See!? I was right all along! 😤"

The whole situation gets worse when Naruto starts to think you were pranking him by telling him that unprotected sex doesn't always lead to getting pregnant. You have to get Sakura to beat the medical knowledge into him for him to believe you, which she can't do while he's pregnant so 🤷🏻‍♀️

But it's important to get Sakura to do that at some point before Neji admits to his fertility issues and Naruto fully asks something like "are you sure you're doing sex right?"

LEAST

Haku - Will Say Something Embarrassing but Can't Feel Embarrassment Therefore Regrets Nothing

Listen to me, Haku cannot feel embarrasment. He says what he says and he means what he says. And yes, that means any weird, disturbing, horny, or out-of-pocket thoughts that he maybe should keep to himself.

Chances are the things he's saying are things he'd say to his Alpha anyway at some point or another. He may even repeat something he said previously but with more emphasis. Haha.

His Alpha is his safe person. The one person who vowed to be with him forever, for better or worse. They are mated. Married. Haku loves and worships them in the healthiest way he can, therefore, he has no reason to feel embarrassment or regret for what he may say. He's confident that nothing will change the way his mate sees him.

His ramblings usually take a darker turn at the worst of the illness and he will admit to all the horrible things about his past with Zabuza and his clan that he tries to forget. Many times, its terrifying. Haku was a trained assassin from an early age by a missing nin. He's done things that would repel normal shinobi. He doesn't like to get into details normally but he's very chatty about it when his brain isn't controlling his mouth. He usually breaks down during these times.

When he gets better, he usually wants to talk about it all - to clear things up, to answer any questions, etc - but he isn't embarrassed nor does he regret it. As far as he's concerned, this is just him and his Alpha getting closer and them knowing him on a deeper level than before.

Haku's pretty face was damp with sweat as you pressed a cold compress to the back of his neck. He mewled, the sound hoarse from his aching throat.

You tut, trying to reign in your worry. The nurse said he'd be fine, that the medicine she gave him will break his fever soon.

Still, it was so unlike Haku to get ill.

"Alpha?" your mate whispers, his pretty eyes hazy as he blinks at you.

"I'm here sweetheart," you croon quietly back, using your free hand to pull strands of dark hair out of his face, "I'm not going anywhere.

"I...killed them..."

"Hmmm? Who?"

In your years mated to the pretty Omega, he had made you privy to his past as a child assassin picked up by Zabuza but not everything. He never gave explicit details and you never pushed, knowing that, as a shinobi yourself, some things were better left to rot until the memory faded into forgetfulness.

"The children...." Haku whimpered, tears pooling underneath his long lashes, "But...I...I couldn't...I was-" He's cut off by his own coughing - the sound somehow both wet and dry-, his weak body wracking with the force of it.

You shush him in an attempt to keep him from getting upset but he keeps going once they stop.

"I was just a kid....but I knew better..." The tears bleed over his cheeks, mingling with the sweat, "I wanted...I wanted to show Zabuza...." He coughs again but he keeps going despite it, "I was strong...so he'd keep me....A-alpha, I killed them all...they-they didn't stand a chance...."

Ignoring what the nurse had told you, you abandon the compress and pull him into a sitting position so you can hold him against you. His body shudders as he cries, his hand weakly pulling at your sleep-shirt.

"I-I'm so sorry..." he sobs, pressing his face into your throat, "Alpha..."

"I'm here, Omega," you hum, petting his wet hair, pumping out waves of calming pheromones, "I'm here."

"I'm sorry...I'm so sorry..."

Naruto - Will Say Something Embarrassing But Regrets Nothing

Naruto is higher up only because he can feel embarrassment but he is also someone who says and does embarrassing things on the regular and it does not phase him. And a lot of the time, his Alpha is around when it happens so tbh, its nothing new for the relationship lol

He also really doesn't get that sick. He had Kyuubi for so long that his immune system is God-Tier even after Kyuubi is gone. If he has a fever that makes him delusional enough to just say whatever, Alpha is taking him to the hospital. His Alpha isn't really too worried about his word-vomit nonsense when they are checking him into the ER.

Naruto switches between cooing at how amazing his Alpha is and making out-of-pocket observations about fucking everything. Man goes from 'You have the prettiest eyes baby' to 'do you think they're going to take my penis?' really fast. "oh look at that, it looks like *says something incredibly insulting" is very common too.

He may feel a little sheepish if he says something that is incredibly outlandish but unless it caused severe trauma to someone in the vicinity, he does not care.

Honestly, if he gets sick enough to talk out of his ass, he is just going to laugh about it with his Alpha when he's better. Some of it will end up in their relationship's long list of inside jokes. He won't get embarrassed over something like this. He won't regret it either because as far as he's concerned, he's done worse to make an ass of himself XD

Shikamaru - Will Not Say Anything Embarrassing, Therefore Has Nothing to Regret (Only with his Alpha Tho)

Shikamaru is in the middle of the list because he actually won't say anything while delirious from a fever to his Alpha. Why?

Because the man is sleeping the fever off. He isn't saying anything because hes likely not conscious enough to say anything. He will wake up long enough to eat and take medicine but his coping mechanism for illness is neverending naptime so when he's done, hes going back to bed. His Obsession is there so he doesn't need to do shiiiiittttttt.

This comes with a caveat however. The above only applies to Alpha. If his Obsession is with him while he is sick or recovering, he's fine.

HE WILL - AND I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH - MAKE A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF IF SOMEONE ELSE IS TAKING OVER HIS CARE AND HIS OBSESSION IS NOT IN HIS EYESIGHT WHEN HE WAKES UP. Because then he is making a whole ass of himself both because he's a little delirious and because he is worried about where his mate has gone.

Shikaku loves to bring up the time he took over watching Shikamaru for an hour so Alpha could run to the shop for more soup and Shikamaru woke up. Loves to go on and on and on about Shikamaru went from 'why the fuck are you here' to 'MY MATE IS PERFECT AND AMAZING' to '*sobs* I drove them away. I didn't even get to see them walk away too. How could I fuck it up so bad I don't even get to look at their butt when they walk away from me forever?' Harps on how, when Alpha walked back into the room, Shikamaru immediately stopped and passed right the fuck back out.

You were gone for twenty minutes. Twenty. Minutes.

Not even full minutes.

More like 19 minutes and 46 seconds.

Yoshino grins behind her hand as she sits at the dining room table reading a book. You could hear the muffled argument happening upstairs. You wince.

All the progress on healing Shikamaru's sore throat was likely gone now.

"How bad?"

"Not too bad but you should probably get in there before my son passes out from exertion. He tried to escape twice and also wont take his medicine."

You sigh, dropping your grocery haul onto the counter and making your way up the stairs towards the noise, "Of course he did. Of course he isn't."

A very loud, concerning thump followed by shattered glass stops you in the middle of the stairway. You look back at your mother-in-law with exasperation, "For people that can literally control people via their shadows, they seem to very much like restraining people the hard way. Maybe things wont get broken as often if they just....did that."

Yoshino snorts, "I think they just like to tussle."

The voices get louder as you approach the door. You can't make out any of the muffled yelling but you know that there is a physical struggle now by the thumping.

Taking a deep breath, you open it.

Everything goes silent.

Shikaku's holding Shikamaru around his torso, doing his absolute best to wrangle his incredibly ill and sweaty son back into the nest you built for him. Shikamaru, in the middle of a struggle, stares wide-eyed at you.

Shikaku looks relieved to see you, dropping his now limp son into the nest. Big brown eyes don't break from yours as Shikamaru resettles himself in the nest, mindlessly opening his mouth and swallowing the pills Shikaku drops into it. His face is bright red, his clothes damp with sweat.

It takes a few more solid seconds of eye contact before Shikamaru leans back and immediately falls back to sleep.

Shikaku shakes his head at you, "I'm starting to think I need to send out obligatory apology cards to every Nara that married into the clan."

Shino - Says Something Embarrassing and Regrets It

Shino does not handle being sick well. He never has. He requires a lot of doting on when he's ill because being sick makes him feel vulnerable. When he's vulnerable, he's emotional. When he's too emotional, it can get very weird and stranglely volatile????

He gets cute-aggression often. This is amplified when he is ill. Suddenly he's saying things like "You are so appealing to me. Why? Because your skin feels like home when you touch me and I want to bite it off a little" and "I want to kiss you until we die from suffocation."

Sometimes, in the worst of it, will just hold your hand and tell you a random memory of his childhood. Mostly, they are good stories. Some are not so good. Some are him divulging his deepest worries and concerns. TBH his illness is the perfect chance for his mate to figure out how to improve their relationship.

When Shino comes out of it, he will immediately try to curl into a ball and stew in how embarrassed he is. Once or twice, its brought him to tears from the intense feelings of humilation and regret.

All his Alpha has to do is make it into something sweet. A little "Oh well, I thought it was lovely that you shared that with me" or a "you are so cute, pretty Omega" or "I love that you trust me so much" to make him feel less horrible about the whole thing. Just remind him that you are there to take care of him in sickness (emphasize this) and in health and therefore its nothing to be embarrassed about. He's still embarrassed but the sting is now gone.

Neji - Says Something Embarrassing, Regrets Everything and Wants to Die.

Just fucking kill him.

Neji is very strict with his health - he has to be given his clan did everything they could to fuck up his body- so when he develops a fever that has his lips moving freely, he wants to stop existing. Both because he's upset that he allowed himself to get sick and also because he regrets his inability to keep his inside thoughts inside.

Especially because he says incredibly horny things when he's delirious from fever. Things he usually has to scold his inner voice for thinking in the first place. He will get a little handsy too.

No one will ever believe you if you tried to talk about it but still, Neji would never forgive you if you ever mention any of what he says or does while sick to anyone. He doesn't even want you to mention it to him. Not even to console him. He wants to pretend it never happened. (Insert obligatory 'Fuck the Hyuuga clan for creating this pretty princess with a mental illness because yes, they fucked him up so bad that he can't even acknowledge any sickness or weakness without wanting snarl and bite and ruin his relationships with everyone')

He does allow a running 'joke' though because every time he gets sick, it needs to be documented with the doctors. Its "Neji never gets sick" where you can reference anything about an illness he had (symptoms, medication, etc) in conversation with him/the doctor as long as you follow it with, "You know, if you ever got sick" or "hypothetically, if you got a fever...." He needs to disassociate from the embarrassment of the whole event.

"I...Alpha," Neji asks blearily as he sits up in bed. His fever broke late last night, something you had celebrated internally. Neji would not take to you outwardly expressing relief over the end of his rather...unusual behavior.

"Yes my prince?"

"Did..." his face pinks, his clear opal eyes widening in horror as the last few days replay in his very keen mind's eye, "Did I say..."

"Yes." You take pity on him by not letting him repeat it. You knew the second that it came out of his mouth - slurred and affectionate and the tiniest bit horny - that Neji would either shut down or burn down the whole village.

And you weren't about to fuck up his progress in therapy.

Time for a distraction.

"You must feel icky my love," you say with a soft smile as he continues to stare into the abyss in horror, "I ran a nice bath for you. Lets clean off the gross and I'll change the sheets."

"Oh-okay," he stutters.

The bath is successful in keeping him from spiraling but he does not allow you to leave him to change the sheets.

No, he insists on running another bath with fresh, clean water to soak with you in.

Skinship and all that.

"I will set fire to you, this house, and myself," he murmurs sleepily into your shoulder , curling up beside you in the tub, "In that order." His hand trails lazily back and forth over your chest, dipping under the water just to feel as much as you as he can.

"I know pretty, I know."

Shikamaru needs someone who understands him. He is so often misunderstood, and while that doesn't bother him, he feels like melting inside when his alpha sees directly into his soul.

He needs someone to say no for him, to ask him what he truly wants from his life and support him in that.

Shikamaru wants someone who loves to massage him as much as he loves being massaged. Someone who will give him head pats and back scratches.

He knows that Naras can get a bit intense sometimes. He wants someone who indulges that passion, but he needs someone who knows when to indulge and when to snap him out of it.

Shikamaru needs someone who gets along with his friends, because he's the type who brings his partner to everything he gets invited to.

Ultimately, he needs someone who makes him feel excited to be awake.

Chouji:

Chouji is a family man through and through. He needs an alpha who will thrive in his family, one way or another.

Food is at the centre of his family too, so an alpha that is some kind of foodie is ideal. He doesn't care if they don't eat meat, or dairy, or they're allergic to nuts, he and his family will always accommodate them, he just wants them to be adventurous with food, to take a spoonful of what he's cooking and tell him what they think.

Chouji also wants someone who communicates brilliantly. Someone who says what's on their mind, but is always tactful enough to avoid hurting others. He wants to hear their thoughts and feelings and have his listened to in return.

This may seem strange, but he'd love an alpha that often remembered their dreams. He almost always remembers his and loves to share and compare over breakfast and other down times.

What Chouji really wants in an alpha, is someone to spend time with. Garden with him, got out with him, watch films with him, cook with him, anything and everything, as long as he's together with his partner, he's happy.

Shino:

Shino needs someone who can appreciate silence, who never feels awkward when Shino is quiet, or takes a while to think about what he wants to say.

He needs someone who appreciates and adores his little quirks, cherishing all the trinkets he brings them and weird bug facts that he shares.

He wants someone whose gaze never strays from him, never stares at others for too long, who calls him beautiful and means it.

Shino doesn't need for his alpha to love bugs as much as he does, in fact, that's his thing, he would probably feel strange if they were as knowledgeable as him. No, he just wants someone who knows about his bugs, sees his bugs, and doesn't let it change the way they treat him or think about him as a person.

Shino secretly wants an alpha that will feel comfortable putting an arm around him or holding his hand in public. He blushes every time, but just knowing that an alpha would show off their relationship makes him feel secure.

What he really, truly and deeply needs, is someone who will love him for who he is, not in spite of who he is.

Kiba:

Kiba needs an alpha who thrives in chaos, someone open minded, always willing to try new experiences.

He needs someone fiercely loyal. Kiba is that way himself, and the feeling of being more loyal to someone than they are to you is a bad one. He wants a ride or die relationship to the very core.

Kiba wants someone with a great sense of humour, who can laugh at themselves and everyone else. He swoons over alphas with big, loud laughs.

Being a dog lover is key to any alpha for him.

He wants someone honest. Someone protective. Someone that smacks him on the butt whenever they walk past him.

Most of all, he needs someone that understands that him and his family work a little differently, and who wants to try to be a part of that. Someone he can make strange noises at or flop on top of without them making it weird.

Itachi:

He needs someone who will gently tuck his hair behind his ears when it falls in his face.

Someone who can remind him to look for small pieces of joy amongst the trauma, drinking expensive tea, watching the rain and trying new dango flavours.

He thrives with a calm person. Someone who speaks gently and rarely gets overwhelmed with emotions.

He needs someone who doesn't judge him for the awful things he has done, ideally someone who can treat him like the traumatised young adult that he is.

He lives for an alpha that will only look at him. He's secretly a jealous person, as all Uchiha are, and although he hides it, he would thrive with an alpha that indulged that side of him with reassurances.

He doesn't want someone who will try to argue with him on his plans to die at Sasuke's hand, or someone who will push him to treat the illness he thinks he deserves.

He doesn't want someone like that, but he needs someone like that. An alpha that can walk the line between upsetting him and letting him die.

“Stop thinking and stressing about it!” you implored Naruto. “It’s your day off! Enjoy it.”

“I’m trying,” Naruto whined, flopping himself on top of you as you lounged on the sofa. “My brain just won’t stop! I can’t stop thinking about everything I need to do, meetings with the council, signing off on everything for the market extension, and the civilian school-“

You covered Naruto’s mouth with your hand. He was getting too caught up in work while he was at home, and you wanted 100% of his attention today, making the most of the time you could spend with him, knowing full well that it was rare.

“And you’ll worry about all of that tomorrow!” you insisted. “The work will still be there tomorrow, and if you don’t stop stressing, you’ll waste your only day off.”

Naruto huffed and started licking your palm in an effort to get you to remove your hand, an effort that only made you raise an eyebrow, unimpressed.

“I think our relationship is far too close for me to find you licking my hand gross, Naruto.”

He stopped but you could feel him pouting against your palm as he put on his best puppy dog eyes.

“Fine,” you said, rolling your eyes and removing the hand.

“I know I shouldn’t think about that stuff now, but I can’t stop!” his pout intensified. “Can you help me turn my brain off for a bit? Like, tell me a story or teach me a new recipe or something? Please?”

You tilted your head at him, ideas quickly flowing. Turn off his brain? Huh, you could do that.

…

“That’s it,” you encouraged, stroking Naruto’s cheek with your finger. “All the way down, good boy.”

Naruto’s ramen habit was good for something other than burning a hole in your finances apparently, you absently noted as you watched Naruto take your cock down his throat all the way to the base with ease.

“See?” you continued, still stroking his face. “Look how good you are at this! This is what you were made for, to be my perfect cock slut, nothing else, just this.”

Naruto hummed around your cock, the vibrations making your hips jolt further in, something that Naruto accommodated for easily. His eyes were starting to glaze over now as he focused solely on the task at hand.  

“Good boy,” you praised. “So good, my beautiful cock slut.”

You let Naruto continue lavishing your cock enthusiastically, worshipping it, choking on it. He was naked now, kneeling on the floor in front of you as you sat on the couch. It looked like he was challenging himself to see how deep and how long he could keep you down his throat, which was undeniably adorable, but he was choking himself a little too much in his enthusiasm.

“Careful, baby,” you cooed, taking his head in your hands and lifting him off your cock with a wet pop. He had drool all over his chin, so you grabbed a tissue off of the coffee table and gently cleaned him off. “You silly little thing! You pushed yourself too far!”

Naruto blinked at you for a moment before a whine slipped through his lips, his hands gripping on your thighs. Oh dear, he looked sad.

“It’s not your fault, my love, it’s my fault,” you reassured him. “I know you don’t know any better, your brain goes quiet when you have a cock in you, doesn’t it? That’s okay, I’ll keep you in check next time, but for now, let’s try something else.”

With reassurances out of the way, you stood up and headed toward the living room window, Naruto in tow, following like a puppy being tugged on its lead. You pulled him so that he was standing in front of you, both of you staring at the currently closed curtains protecting you from the outside world.

Then, as carefully as you could, you weaved a thin genjutsu over the window, just a very light one, to stop others from noticing anything weird if they happened to look in. The genjustu was so subtle in fact, that Naruto obviously didn’t know it was there in his dazed state, as the second you drew the curtains back Naruto jolted, looking to you in a panic.

“What- People will see! I can’t, they can’t!” Naruto pleaded, backing up from the window a little.

“Shh, it’s alright, relax,” you hushed him. “You can trust me, I’ll never let anything bad happen, remember?”

Naruto gave a hesitant smile but didn’t move closer to the window.

“It’s a genjutsu,” you whispered to him breaking character for a moment. “Sorry, I thought you’d notice it, I didn’t mean to startle you, honey.”

You didn’t actually want him to be distressed. And anyway, if he thought people might see him, his reputation as Hokage would be at the front of his mind, the one thing you were trying most to avoid.

Naruto looked towards the window again, this time searching for the genjutsu, and when he found it, he relaxed against you again and allowed you to shuffle him closer to the window. With you both now in position, you dipped your fingers between Naruto’s cheeks and gathered some of the slick there and used it to lube up your cock. He seemed wet enough for your plan to go ahead.

“Look at that big world out there,” you said, directing Naruto’s gaze towards the view out of the window. “It’s so big and overwhelming, huh? But that’s okay, because all you have to do is listen to me and I’ll make sure you’re okay.”

You slipped the head of your cock inside Naruto while you had him distracted. His hips flinched but he quickly relaxed as he realised what you were doing.

“Don’t think about all of them, you were born to be a cock slut, my cock slut, so you don’t need to concern yourself with anything else, baby, okay?”

You slipped your cock further into his warmth as you whispered into his ear. Naruto moaned easily and loudly, whether from your words or your actions, you weren’t sure.

“I don’t want to think anymore,” Naruto moaned, pushing back against you until you bottomed out inside him, knocking some of the breath out of your lungs. Oh, he definitely needed this today.

“You don’t have to, honey, focus on the feelings instead of the thoughts alright? Like this.”

You turned his head around and met his lips in an open-mouthed kiss. Naruto easily and readily allowed you to dominate the kiss. He was so eager for your attention and for your guidance today. Your fingers pinched at his nipples as a reward.

“See?” you asked, breaking the kiss and using the newfound freedom to speed up your thrusts. “Don’t you feel so much better now that you’re focusing on me? On what you’re clearly made to do?”

“Yes,” Naruto moaned, his arms flying out for leverage against the windowsill. “This is goo’, so good!”

By this point, Naruto’s eyes appeared to be fully glazed over. You smirked to yourself. It was clear that there wasn’t a single thought running through his head that wasn’t about pleasure.