#tw valveplug

"Sigh... Brainstorm, what contraption have you put Liaison in now?"

"Oh Percy, don't give me that tone. In fact liaison is at fault this time. You see they were attempting to escape again, luckily Skids and Red Alert caught them and restraint them before they could even reach the floor of the escape pods. Now we had a quick meeting how to... well... 'show' our dear liaison that they are safe and deeply loved by our sparks. Others suggested to give them a cuddling skin-to-plating session, small group suggested to cut off the limbs but that was quickly shut down, others suggested to put them in a state of statis, others suggested a spark bond, of course they all fought who should be sparked bonded to our darling here. Tarn ripped a limb off Overlord, Fort Max pincered bullets on Drift's and Megatron's armor plating, Rodimus went overheat and burn a lot of mechs and parts of the hall Rung, Whirl, and Powerglide being named in his group of burnt victims."

"Of course, as to be expected from them. However, Megatron and Drift? All of them are definitely getting an big lecture from Ratchet."

"I can't blame them, I too would do anything to be spark bonded with liaison. So I asked Swerve for his 'Earth' collection for research, he of course was reluctant at first, but when I told him it was for liaison. He gave me a folding data pad made from Earth, it was quite small so I had to mass shift to use its keys, Swerve told me to use it as the search engine that connects to all of the knowledge available on Earth. And I have found the perfect solution from that."

"And that solution was?"

"Overstimulation, the human kind of overstimulation. I have found that with enough stimulation to their valve or spike, they become docile and in some be in a state called 'sub-space' after a carnal satisfaction, so I quickly sent a proposal to Ultra Magnus and give it a green light, and drafted a prototype and asked donors for their spike fluids for liaison and the donors indeed delivered the set goal."

"So a three spike shaped contraption, one for each of the lower two valves and one for the intake, with spike fluids was your solution?"

"Of course its still in prototype, however, I monitored Liaison for a while now, and they indeed are getting docile and becoming in a state of sub-space. I still need to do more testing and create more 'functions' for the prototype."

"Hmm... I'll help you out then."

"Haha, I knew I can count on you Percy."

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