my house ✧ kim sehyoon

I can’t believe you would come into MY house and ask ME to entertain the notion of the existence of fictional bottoms. I feel that this must be revenge for all the times that I argued against the existence of this or that distinction. Well played.

Kain, Legacy of Kain. We all know all noblemen are pillow princesses. No exceptions. And as the most arrogant, most embittered, most violently suppressive nobleman out there, Kain is the biggest bottom of them all. He’s never even used his dick.

Major General Olivier Armstrong, Fullmetal Alchemist. This one’s no pillow princess. Hands braced firmly against her desk, bent forward only a fraction, the majority of her uniform still immaculately in place, she orders the hardened soldiers of Fort Briggs into her office one at a time, and each fucks her trembling in his boots. After a few dozen, the tension of a long day’s hard work begins to thaw from her shoulders. Is this woman truly a bottom? We’ll never know, but we’re afraid to exclude her from this list.

Marshal, Animal Crossing. No explanation warranted.

Calo & Galdo, The Lies of Locke Lamora. The reason these twins argue, jab, and compete so much. Locke once suggested they toss a coin each night, but the pair got a mutinous glint in their eye at the interruption and asked him about his service top aspirations and whether he enjoys being tied up and ridden. Locke hid behind Jean, whom Calo and Galdo would clearly prefer for service top over someone as useless and tiny as Locke, but somehow it never seems quite right to even jokingly ask such things of Jean. They slunk off to out-cheat each other at cards for it. Again.

anthro mosquito species where the males all have variations on the same droning moe uguu~ voice like an autotuned anime character