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Cassandra shut up and let the man yap about his special interest 🙄

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This is a very special show. Here are my favorite parts from it

HOW did we not get the scene where Magnus finds out Alec did ill-advised magic and is now in a parabatai coma?? I honestly feel like something has been stolen from me & the show writers should apologize to me personally via twitter

Jace, looking for his stele first thing after washing up on shore, then realizing he should probably also check to see if Clary is still alive. it’s called priorities 

classic “this isn’t what you think”

why doesn’t that ever work

“She was a sweet kid.” “No she wasn’t.” Luke's inner bitch is really coming out this episode

when you only see the mustache through another’s eyes

“Oh great, Clary’s safe, we can all go home now.” Magnus, KILLING IT as usual

Clary describing Alec’s current state as being “stuck inside some kind of nightmare and now he can’t wake up,” which in layman’s terms is called ‘a coma’

Jace’s face when he realizes he walked into the one bar in NYC that isn’t only full of werewolves, but specifically werewolves whose relatives he also happened to kidnap

Jace has now reached full horrible no good very bad day status

DO NOT FUCK WITH TAYTO

“Hey mom I got your messages, I just want to let you know I’m not dead” classic opening line when calling ur mom from college i know I’ve said it at least a dozen times

Raphael telling Simon that Camille is his ‘sire’ and I’m just like

“Whose side are you on?” *removes metaphorical sunglasses* “I’m on the side of the law” Luke laying on the tough guy police officer vibes so thick I thought I accidentally changed it to CBS

“Shut up Raj”

the fact that they decided it would just be easier to cast two slightly younger looking men to be 18 year old Alec and Jace, probably based solely on the fact that they already have to shut down filming at least once a day to shave Matthew Daddario who looks like he had a five o’ clock shadow at birth amirite

seriously, why won’t Raj shut up

the doctor talking about Jace’s blood: “whatever’s going on with this guy, it’s not normal.” this is some very serious and scientific medical vernacular going on here I hope none of the audience got lost

why did Luke bring Maia to the hospital with him to find Jace, when she clearly just wants to kill him? I’m starting to think maybe Luke isn’t very good at his job? Like either of his jobs, cop or pack leader, this plays into poor decision making for both

when Clary and Simon find Simon’s mom and she’s just having a cup of coffee in a nice coffee shop and...it’s a little anti-climatic? like i thought she’d be doing shots in the werewolf bar with Tayto at least

Why didn’t Luke just flash his glowing green eyes and tell the other werewolves to ‘stand down’ like an hour ago? it really would have saved a lot of time

when you realize that Alec’s parabatai coma is really just a series of flashbacks and an excuse to see young Izzy bossing Alec around which is honestly ok by me 

just when you think Alec is dead and then he’s...not #yay

Browbeaten Jace is definitely not my favorite Jace

Sassy Jace (sometimes known as Sassafrass Jace, when he’s feeling a touch more lighthearted) is probably my favorite although I do also really enjoy You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Jace which is not to be confused with I’ve Had Enough of This Shit Jace. Which is your favorite?

“I know you’re not allowed to say it....but drugs are kinda cool....I mean, they’re cool before they wreck your soul, and your life...and your family.”