i’m not networking, i’m broadcasting chaos via charm

me: i don’t need another gadget also me: buys a $35 Tap Thingy charm also also me: “why is my neighbor following me on Discord now???”

📡 what is it??

it's a thingy. that you tap.

it shares your socials, gaming handles, pay apps, your shop, your soul probably

it's NFC/QR wizardry in a cute lil charm that beams info into people’s phones like: “hey bestie. scan me and become enlightened.”

side effects include:

sending “scan me” as a flirting tactic

forgetting real conversations exist

excessive scanning of reflective surfaces

singing 🎵 “with my tap thingy thing thinging” out loud in public

🎮 conclusion:

this charm has more links than my brain has serotonin. and i’m okay with that.