i’m not networking, i’m broadcasting chaos via charm
me: i don’t need another gadget also me: buys a $35 Tap Thingy charm also also me: “why is my neighbor following me on Discord now???”
📡 what is it??
it's a thingy. that you tap.
it shares your socials, gaming handles, pay apps, your shop, your soul probably
it's NFC/QR wizardry in a cute lil charm that beams info into people’s phones like: “hey bestie. scan me and become enlightened.”
side effects include:
sending “scan me” as a flirting tactic
forgetting real conversations exist
excessive scanning of reflective surfaces
singing 🎵 “with my tap thingy thing thinging” out loud in public
🎮 conclusion:
this charm has more links than my brain has serotonin. and i’m okay with that.
🔗 tap responsibly: tapthingy.com shop.bootk.com/pages/tap-thingy sosats.com/tapthingy
