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yeah, have an extension of my Zootopia-ish Ravagers. Someone wanted to see a Maned Wolf Kraglin so I delivered!! pulse a Red Deer Tulk, a hairy Babirusa Taserface, and the ever lovable thylacine Yondu.  here is some of my earlier work for this crossover: link I still like weasel Kraglin but the Maned Wolf version is growing on me....Â
Okay so while I was on vacation, I was thinking about humans being a horrifying species to aliens and what type of funny incidents this would cause when Peter was growing up among ravagers. At the same time, being the pasty ocean lover I am, I got sunburnt. Wanting an outlet for my immense pain, I decided to think about Peter trying to warn Kraglin that heâll burn in the hot sun during a mission, and Kraglin thinking heâs being overdramatic because by alien standards, burning only means charred, melted, blistering skin and permanent damage. So when Yondu slaps him on the back after the successful job and he screams in pain and tells them he got sunburnt, they all assume that his skin has been irreparably damaged and heâll experience chronic pain for the rest of his life. When Peter tells Kraglin that he told him this would happen, crew members get on his ass for ruining the boy's life. (This thought also got me thinking about Kraglin having to be nice to Peter because he ruined his life, like Squidward in dying for pie) The crew is actually disturbed at how easily this little Terran is taking his skin being set on fire. Yondu keeps dragging him to the medic to get his burns treated because Peter takes off any bandages they put on him. Theyâre all pretty sure Aloe Vera is a mythical cure, despite having incredibly similar pain remedies on board that Peter uses. Theyâre all speechless when after a few days Peterâs back to normal and tells them he got over his burn. Everything seems fine for about a day until someone reports that Peterâs skin is peeling off, i.e. heâs molting.
Do you still do the matchups?
Currently iâm taking a break but soon iâm opening up ravager matchups
Finally got around to watching GotG Vol 2 the other day...
...and this is the result.
(Un)Fortunate Timing
Summary:Â âDonâtchu go pointinâ yer weapon at thâ High Captain, Quill,â Yondu rasped, supporting himself against the wall as he staggered forward another couple steps. âI let yew keep that thing tâ defend yerself, not piss off one a thâ only decent assholes in thâ galaxy.â
Featuring: The utterly baffled Stakar Ogord, Mister Yondu âIâm fine dammit!â Undonta, assorted Ravagers, and snarky lilâ kid!Peter Quill
Chapter One - Interesting Introduction
Stakar let his gaze roll over the chaos filling the room before bringing it back to the obviously nervous (and just as obviously attempting to hide it) Kraglin Obfonteri.
âSo,â he drawled. âYonduâs crew finally decided to pull a mutiny.â
The Xandarian bristled at that, along with the dozen or so living men scattered through the room behind him. âOnly half thâ crew, thank you, and not the half that won this fight. I know you think he turned inta scum, Ogord, but Yonduâs been keeping his nose clean - thatâs what pissed off Taserface and those like him enough to mutiny,â Kraglin growled.
âMmhm. So, should I assume Yondu died in the fight and now youâre captain of this raggedy lot?â Even as he said the casual words, Stakar felt a stab of pain in his heart. Thereâd been a time, years past, when he considered Yondu to be something akin to the son he and Aleta would never have. Back in those days, the Centaurian was still adjusting to life as a free being, and projecting a bold as brass attitude to cover up how uncertain he constantly felt - except when around Stakar and the other original Captains. They were family, the ones he felt comfortable enough to be himself around. Stakar always felt proud when he saw the kid relaxing in their company.
But then the Ego matter happened, and heâd been forced to block away all emotion regarding Yondu.
âActually,â Kraglin coughed, unwittingly bringing Stakar back to the present. âThâ captain ainât here. Mutineers thought theyâd best ambush us while he anâ his arrow were gone.â
âGone where.â Stakar didnât bother phrasing it as a question.
â...Mejak Three. Been there a few days, with, um, one of the new crewmembers. They were due back tomorrow.â
âI see. In that case, weâll just sit tight until he gets back-â
âKraglin!â
Both men turned to see a maroon-wearing Ravager approaching, escorted by two of Stakarâs crew in their blue leathers.
âWhatâs up, Tulk?â
âTrouble - Taserface anâ a couple of his cronies arenât among the dead. And his usual M-ship is missing from the hangar.â
Kraglin cursed. âHeâs goinâ after the Captain and Quill.â
âI wouldnât be surprised. Weâve gotta get goinâ after them, the Captain donât know whatâs cominâ his way!â
âNone of you are going anywhere.â Stakar raised a hand to silence the protests. âThereâs not a one of you who isnât injured, not to mention the fact that Iâm not done with this crew yet. Iâll leave for Mejak Three.â
âYouâll just kill Yondu yerself!â
Slowly, one of the High Captainâs eyebrows went up. âAnd why,â he slowly asked. âWould I do that, if heâs been - as you claimed - keeping his nose clean?â
âUm.â

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just some random headcanons about Peter growing up on Yonduâs ship
Yondu teaching Peter to fly and pretending Peter messed up when he didnât (âNo NO, you shouldnât have pressed that button, boy!â âWHAT?!â âItâs the self-destruct one, all Ravager ships got it!â  âYou should have told me; I didnât know! What do we do!â *Yondu cracks up* âJust  playing with you, take it easy, kid.â âYONDUUUUU!!!!!â)
Yondu taking Peter to all sorts of cool planets and pretending theyâre there for practical reasons but he actually just wants Peter to see them cause he thinks heâd like them.
The crew celebrating Peterâs birthday and Kraglin making a birthday cake which comes out really messed up (like, frosting melting and layers sagging and shaky writing) but it means a lot to Peter even though everyone makes fun of it
Peter finding an old jacket of Yonduâs that he really likes but itâs too big so he resolves to work out until his muscles get big enough for it to fit and thatâs the real reason heâs so in shape
Yondu teaching Peter to shoot and regretting it when Peter uses some of his dashboard figurines for target practice
But then Peter feels really guilty and buys him some new ones
Yondu always thinking up something to critique when Peter tries to show off to him so Peter always thinks Yondu wasnât impressed but then one of the crew members mentions how Yonduâs always bragging about him when Peterâs not around
So Peter doesnât let Yondu hear the end of that for weeks
Storytime with the Ravagers - Peter retelling (and sometimes reenacting) movies from Earth. âSo this oneâs called Indiana JonesâŚâ
Peter wanting to have some Earth food, only they canât find all the ingredients and then one day Tulk brings back the coveted ingredient of **PEPPERONI** and they have a pizza party
Peter exaggerating how much parents on Earth buy for their kids because every time he talks about it he seems to find some new piece of tech in his room which Yondu always denies is from him (âMe? Why would I buy you a new blaster? Youâre plenty spoiled already, brat.â) but Peter is totally onto him
None of the crew can sing but they all know Peterâs music and whenever heâs in a bad mood someone conveniently starts humming one of his favorite songs and itâs so bad it always makes him laugh.
Peter sneaking a pet onboard and everyone keeps it a secret from Yondu because he has a strict no-animals rule but then one day he comes in to find Kraglin and Peter playing with it and they both totally freeze up (Kraglin starts stuttering an explanation and Peter tries to hide the animal) but Yondu agrees to let them keep it (pretending to be angry about it even though he doesnât really mind) as long as they clean up after it and donât let it cause any trouble. He takes care to leave them with the impression that heâs doing them a huge favor and heâs not happy about it.
oogway and lance got too drunk and we had to carry them home lol
Iâve been thinking about Nebulaâs part in the Mutiny and the feelings that created in the aftermath of Volume 2. I mean Kraglin obviously blames himself too much to be upset or angry at her. We saw that Rocketâs still pissed. But what about Peter, Yondu was his dad and he grew up with that crew. We never see how Peter feels about them all being dead after the mutiny. I mean I doubt heâd shed tears for someone like Taserface, but what about the âinnocent ravagerâ Oblo he seemed pretty nice and he doesnât seem like an abusive guy or Tulk who never seems to be upset about how Quillâs treated by Yondu, Iâd imagine he has some friends on that ship. Do you think heâs mad at her? If he was, would he tell Gamora? and how would Gamora react to those feelings? Do you think Groot dislikes her for manipulating him? Would Gamora be upset when she hears about Nebulaâs actions? I canât see her being mad at Nebula, but may be disappointed? Or would Gamora blame herself for helping turn Nebula into the women who did that?Â