Things to Tell Voss, Vol. 1
It’s time to start making my backups on my adventure notes! This series is dedicated to my good friend, Voss, who I bother randomly to fill him in on my random escapades. If you’re reading this Voss, I just want you to know that MY BOYFRIEND HAS ABANDONED THE FFVII REMAKE AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I COULD TELL YOU!
And so we begin:
J (Boyfriend): Hey, do you have any toilet paper? Cause it’s the ass-crack of dawn!













