#tsukaima

All oddities spawn from human beliefs. Oddities exist because humans think they exist. They look how people around them perceive them. They act like what people around them expect. That's what they are. [...] Children don't always grow up exactly how their parents want, right? But expectations still have an effect. That's the gist of it.

تنزيل خلفية Zero No Tsukaima Incompetent Louise

Kirche only smiled calmly. Then, she turned to Saito. "And what's your name?" "Hiraga Saito." "Hiragasaito? What a strange name." "Hey!" "Well then, I'll be off now." She stroked her flaming red hair back and dashed off. The salamander followed her with a cute shuffling movement that looked odd with such a large creature. As she disappeared, Louise shook a fist in her direction. "Ooh, that girl gets on my nerves! Just because she summoned a salamander from the Fire Dragon Mountains! Argh!" "Calm down, it's just a summoning." "No, it's not! You can determine a mage's true power just by looking at his/her familiar! Why did that idiot get a salamander, while I got you?" "Jeez, sorry for being a human. But you're one too, y'know." "Comparing mages and commoners is like comparing wolves and dogs!" Louise exclaimed haughtily. "...Okay, okay. By the way, she just called you 'Louise the Zero', but, what's the 'Zero' stand for? Is it your surname?" "No way! My name is Louise de La Vallière! 'Zero' is just a nickname." "A nickname, huh? I can understand why she's called 'Ardent,' but why are you 'Zero?'" "You don't need to know," Louise answered uncomfortably. "Is it your breasts?" Saito asked, glancing at Louise. Yup. Flat as a board. Louise's hand flew out. He dodged it. "Come back here!" "Don't hit me!" A slap? That reminds me... This girl... Yesterday, even when everyone else flew away, she walked. And, last night, when I grabbed her, she kicked me in the groin. If she really wanted to chastise me, wouldn't it be better to use magic instead of hitting or kicking me? That would be more effective, and more mage-like. Why is that? Saito wondered.

First things first, he flung the blanket off Louise. "Wh-What? What's going on!" "It's morning, Milady." "Huh? O-Oh... Wait, who are you!?" Louise yelled in a slurred voice. Her expression was vacant as she trailed off into a pitiful mumble. Is this girl okay? "Hiraga Saito." "Oh, the familiar. That's right, I summoned you yesterday, didn't I?" Louise got up and yawned. Then, she ordered Saito: "Clothes." He tossed her the uniform that had been draped over a chair. Louise began to sluggishly undress. Saito quickly turned the other way to hide his blushing face. "Underwear." "G-Get that yourself." "They're in the lowest drawer... Of that closet... Over there." It seemed she thoroughly planned to make the most out of Saito. Holding his tongue, he went and opened the indicated drawer. Lo and behold, it was packed full of underwear. It was the first time he had seen women's underwear, except for his mother's. Grabbing a pair at random, he threw it over his shoulder without looking back. Once Louise had put them on, she mumbled again. "Clothes." "I just gave them to you." "Dress me." Don't push it. Saito turned to object angrily, only to find Louise sitting sleepily on the bed wearing nothing but the underwear he had thrown at her. He suddenly didn't know where to look. Louise pouted in displeasure. "You must not know because you're a commoner, but nobles will not dress themselves if a servant is available." That irked him. "You can at least dress yourself." "Right then. As punishment for being a disrespectful familiar: No breakfast," Louise declared, raising a finger triumphantly. Reluctantly, Saito picked up her blouse.