#ts hcs

he wouldn’t be particularly interested in becoming a father but as soon as he gets a taste of it? Eridia is fucked witn no lube.

I feel like out of all of the cast he be would have the most kids ( I would also like to add that foxes tend to have anything between 4-6 kits in a litter sooo do with that information as you will )

he would very much brag about his children and you will hate it.

he is dressing up his babies.

also for the first years of their lives those poor kids are not gonna know their actual names, manly because he calls them pet names like it’s their actual names and confuses them so bad at first.

also…. those kids are never gonna have a dating life until they are out of the house and even then he’s gonna be the world’s best cockblocker.

because according to him, no one is good enough for his babies. and yes is the type of man that will fight literal children if they express having a crush on one of his kids ( I mean this is the same city where Men will give out free handys for no reason soooo he’s not exactly wrong but still )

he has matching robes with his kids

Like... Imagine this guy who has seventy nine different plans for every occasion, tries to be ten steps ahead of everyone at all times, and almost seems to be reading people’s minds with how clever he is... But if you want to dismantle his elaborate plans you can just tell him that he looks cute in his hat and he doesn’t know where to go from here. 

He spends so much time crafting his image and that entire clever villanous persona, but if you tell him the cape is very nice, he’d probably want to twirl to show it off and be happy that someone has noticed.

SVSr would never happen if Roman just winked at him back at some point.

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Didnt see anyone else say anything about it but when Deceit was talking about Virgil lying, he specifically mentioned his name.

He does, however, like to “drink” with other people, gathering information they reveal when they are less sober. Meanwhile, Janus has some red wine-looking juice in his glass, maily because it looks cool. Just because it’s not alcohol, doesn’t mean he can’t look classy.

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I also like to think that Remus was never a fan of kids, before he bacame an older brother. He was the only child for a very long time and never had much contact with kids younger than him, let alone actual babies.

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It was basically like:

Teenager Remus: I don’t like kids. Like... I don’t hate them, but they are boring and gross in the least fun way. Keep your kids away from me, they’re NOT cute!

Baby Roman: *is born*

Teenager Remus: ...okay, I stand corrected.

Tiny Roman: *brings his equally tiny friends home for the first time*

20-year-old Remus: I was so wrong!!!

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