OMFG, Past Me is a fucking idiot. . I have zero idea what I put as my answers here. . Also neglected to record whatever witty "answer" my butterfly brain decided on when setting up this crap. . . #ImSureItsHilariousWhateverItIs #ButDude #YouHaveCognitiveIssues #YouWillNOTRememberThePunchlineToYourRandomAssLeftFieldJokeResponses #TrustMeOnThis #SecurityQuestionsAreMyPersonalHell #TheSecondAnswerIsAlsoRandomlyChosenBasedOnMySurroundingsMoodEtcWhenSettingTheseUp #ImSureThatOnesAlsoHilariousAndSuperWittyOrWhatever #TheOtherRecoveryOptionsGoToMyMomsInfoForSomeReason #ImSureThatDecisionMadeTotalSenseInTheMomentAsWell #ButMeanwhile #fux0r3d https://www.instagram.com/p/CJzf9TxL7zb/?igshid=1jvxfynrwd0hw

#truestwordseverspoken #trustmeonthis https://www.instagram.com/p/CAe-c32gIzJ/?igshid=1aro1e2ufftqd

There is a lunar eclipse tonight, but I'm not dedicated enough to art to brave the winter night to get a better quality picture. You can have this picture of a full moon and believe that it shone brighter than it normally does. #trustmeonthis #fullmoon #nightphotography #moon #whogavemeacamera #icandobetter #whydidithinkthiswasagoodidea https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Jqp22gXzG/?igshid=17nimp5bzwxkh

💌💌Glam Kit Flash Sale 💌💌 I've had a couple people ask me for more details on this Glam Kit flash-sale! Well, check this out! This is a FUN one 💃🏼 Buy any “system” at your VIP or MP price and you get to add this Glam Kit for only $12 💄The Glam Kit includes, a selfie 🤳🏻 Ring Light to clip on your phone 📱 📸 💄 Thermal Heat Protectant, guys this alone is worth it all, protects up to 450 degrees! 💄Refinishing Control hairspray, the lightest weight, moveable, yet still a strong hold Hairspray, keep it in your purse!! 💄 The Champ Dry Shampoo 💪🏼, no butane, propane, full of greatness to help that hair go another day without washing!! (The junior line 👶🏻, Our Color enhancing Duos, and collections are included as a “system” to qualify for the Glam Kit!) Sale ends Feb 4th, don’t wait, while supplies last!! #trustmeitworks #professionalhaircare #freeitemswithpurchase #clinicallyproven #trustmeonthis #haircareroutine #clinicallyproveningredients #tryittoday #tryittobelieveit #clinicallyprovenprogram #weekenddeal #letschat #weekendsale #doitalready #glam #glamkit https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZjyjwFwGi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=171zuuq88yxcl

#TimeIsALie in Cooking As we see in #Physics there is very little to proof that time even exists so let’s stop even thinking about it. There is only when its done its done in the kitchen, and specifically, how do I know its done? Times from recipes rely on too many variables within heat and food itself Now walk and talk with me a bit here because in reality even as a guideline, time only serves to tether you to a watch, instead of developing your own internal one, which is the real gateway to speed, flow, and a joyful almost magical sixth sense for when things are done or need more time Don’t for a second take your mind off whats in the oven by setting a timer for it, you never want to do that, you need to constantly stay connected with your inner clock, ticking away subconsciously, feeling what is happening and when, to each and every item you are cooking Trust me, as soon as you let go of the watch as a crutch, you will cultivate your own to a greater degree of accuracy than you could have ever imagined before #LoseTheWatch #TrustMeOnThis #StayInTheMoment #LearnToFlow #YouWonderHowChefsDoIt #ThisIsHow #WithNoFear #YouCanKnowSuchJoy #ButFirstYouHaveToLetGoOfTime (at Grand Hotel et de Milan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpuleQBFzTC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x5hdoi33qnc3

#neverbenormal and don't settle for anything less than your kinda crazy! #theshitjoesays #trustmeonthis (at Ingram Lake House)