#trisskier

Yennefer

Pros:

Geralt would be so mad

ultimate revenge 

Yennefer totally would do it too

they are both very hot and would have such a great time together 

would probably have a painter come in and create a potrait of them doing it and then send it to Geralt this is the level of petty we are talking here 

Cons:

might not be good for them in the long term, this isn’t a good coping mechanism 

Geralt might actually kill Jaskier 

Eskel

Pros:

he’s nice and also considerate which is something Jaskier probably needs rn 

Geralt would be horrified and angry, this is literally his brother 

also Geralt would come HOME to this which is an extra level of petty 

Cons:

Eskel is more likely to make Jaskier talk out his feelings about why he’s doing this than actually sleep with him 

might also refuse out of respect for Geralt cause he’s like that 

this might become a Jaskier therapy session 

Lambert

Pros:

He absolutely would agree

is probably into some weird shit which Jaskier is probably too so he can go all out 

very loud sex, maximum annoyance factor 

same as w/ Eskel, Geralt would have to come home to this 

Cons:

Geralt might not be that mad 

He would probably be disappointed but not surprised 

he just expects shit like this out of Lambert

Triss Pros:

Would probably be down

probably likes music so Jaskier could serenade her

also very smart they could discuss the state of politics on the Continent

wouldn’t talk about Geralt at all

very chill and relaxed

Cons: 

not really a revenge fuck considering Geralt and her aren’t family or exes

so this might not really be much revenge