what do you MEAN i dated a non-canon character in a poly relationship alongside the captain. what do you MEAN he was a senior staff member on the ship but seemingly not replacing any of the ones on the show, what fucking department was he? what do you MEAN my canon death was staged so the three of us could pursue our relationship in peace, was the poly- and/or homophobia in the 22nd century really that bad???
what was even going ON with that guy. the chances of ever finding him are slim to none (not that i seek out canonmates much anyway, but still). if my jonathan archer is out there somewhere . hey man who the hell was that guy. what happened. how did we get into that relationship in the first place. im so confused please send help (<-being silly)
really though, i wish i could easily get more memories and clear this up at all. who were you, non-canon man? what was your name, what did you look like? what the fuck even was your job on the ship/as part of the senior staff? these questions will haunt me for some time i expect. i hope you and jon are both doing well out there, i suppose.
-a very confused Trip Tucker (Star Trek: Enterprise) (#ππ₯π)
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