Kaya and Sanji talking in the kitchen:
Sanji- “— and the fucking mosshead had the balls to say I ‘looked good’ while staring at me like I kicked and fucking puppy. I mean seriously where does he get off giving me sarcastic compliments like that, just insult me to my fucking face!”
Kaya- “Have you maybe considered that’s just his face?”
Sanji- “… What do you mean…?”
Kaya- “Well he has a similar expression when he talks about Luffy who everyone including him adores, or when he gets drunk and starts gushing about Mihawk who he idolizes. I’m pretty sure his face is just… like that, you know?”
Kaya- “Not to mention the fact that he blushes every time you go into a split.”
Kaya- “Or how often he looks at your butt when he thinks no one is looking…”
Sanji- “What’s wrong with- WAIT HE LOOKS AT MY BUTT—”
Kaya- “Or how he always seems to be around and listening whenever you start talking about the All Blue. I’m pretty sure Nami called his expression a ‘Resting Bitch Face’ ”
Sanji- “How many people— ”
Kaya- “The entire crew. Luffy asked when you two would start kissing. Robin somehow knew before she even joined the crew, Chopper has a PowerPoint presentation on practicing safe sex, and Nami and Usopp started a betting pool. Even Zeff is in on it. He’s got his money on Zoro confessing first.”
Kaya- “Do you need a minute?”