I just know if Icy ever brings up Darcy's bad choice with dating Riven in a conversation Darcy would totally went after Tritanus with "Comes from the one who dated a fish.". Right into her face. With no hesitation. And then she would list all of her bad choices during her crush on that fish. And she would never stop mentioning what he was. A fish.
And she would be right to.
Unfortunately, that won't stop Icy from making a picket sign that says "Tritannus is hotter than Riven; you guys are just mean" and proceeds to shove it into Darcy's face.
Stormy adds "monsterfucker rights" to it and Icy smacks her right in the face because she's not a monsterfucker gdi, they just don't have taste!
*flashback to Icy being just as disgusted by Valtor's demon form as Stormy and Darcy* The two of them look at her like 🧐











