#treevenge

December 1st means it’s Treevenge time. 

Criteria: Movies that take place on or around the Christmas Holiday. Unfortunately I didn’t choose horror films around the other winter holidays. And I apologize. 

The 12 days of Christmas starts this Saturday, the 14th. Here are 12 movies for you to watch each day, with the last movie being watched on Christmas. 

Jack Frost (1997)

This isn’t the 199 movie with Micheal Keaton (although they’re both equally terrible). This is another ridiculous movies you have to see to believe. A freak accident causes a notorious serial killer to become a murdering snowman. Seriously. That’s the plot. Watch and enjoy. You’re welcome.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev0NkYfkgYE

2. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Who needs a serial killing toy-store Santa? EVERYONE OF COURSE! This movie provides a pretty standard slasher movie. However, this one happens to take place around Christmas. And the killer is in a Santa suit.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBJfv5pIdY

3. Treevenge (2008)

Killer Santa's, killer snowmen, killer TREES? Yes. This only a 15 minute video. And the amount of hilarious gore they fit in is just superb. I love this one.

THE WHOLE MOVIE - https://vimeo.com/5048966

4. Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Christmas. Zombie. Musical. Does anything else need to be said?

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWIfwKJ7vA

5. Pooka! (2018)

If you’ve actually been reading these posts, you’ll have read about my love and support for the Into the Dark series on Hulu. This is the Christmas movie/episode from last year. Its weird and trippy, but also kinda puts a whole new spin on the Christmas Carol. Try it out.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGTk80JkbI

6. Better Watch Out (2017)

A Christmas home invasion movie. Or is it? This one is a Shudder exclusive. Give it a try if you can.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b88Z3Xa9v4s

7. P2 (2007)

Surviving your stalker while trapped in a parking garage with him over Christmas break? She does it. The final girl is the only girl in this flick. Yes, the dog dies, but it won’t be overly upsetting. Don’t worry. 

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZiThcBydSA

8. Gremlins (1984) 

What? Did you forget this was a Christmas movie? It is. Watch it. Love it. 

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9DNOuEv7iI

9. Black Christmas (1974)

Don’t be confused by the remake they did in 2006. Or by the SECOND remake they did this year. The original is always the best. This is one of the movie that helped pave the way for other Slasher films. Plus the body in the attic is more and more disturbing each time someone else finds it. 

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqLGD7C6VM

10. A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

This movie is so so good. It ties together four different Christmas stories in one night. And then there’s William Shatner. Honestly I can’t recommend this one enough. So underrated!

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3ybMTpqFw

11. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

I know, I know. I hate subtitles too. But seriously this one is gold. ITS SO GOOD!! WATCH IT!  THEN FIND ME AND TALK TO ME ABOUT IT!

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT3wtUCv9Y

12. Krampus (2015)

If you recall my favorite Halloween movie, you know I’m a huge fan of Micheal Dougherty. He directed this film as well. And I adore it. It might be bias but this movie is just so fun. So many levels of horror with a dash of whimsy. So yes. On the last day of Christmas, watch this one. You won’t be disappointed. 

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