#trashhific

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Swindle/Vortex (Transformers), Swindle & Vortex (Transformers), swindle & vortex & brawl Characters: Swindle (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Combaticons (Transformers) Additional Tags: Cooking, Baking, Gestalt (Transformers), Ambiguous Relationships, theyre in a gestalt situationship 2 me, viva la mexico!!!, empanadas, Domestic, idk if this counts as fluff because vortex is vortex, Brief Kissing, gonna say this is post war probably, swintex make empanadas the fic, Projecting my culture onto them, mix of g1 and idw tbh, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, for brawl, Texas makes an innuendo, Swindle is bad at feelings, Vortex is learning how to manage is emotions, sorry no on/off they fucked off to do actual work, Comedy, Possessive Behavior, they might be a bit ooc but who cares, cybertronian cooking Summary:

Swindle chuffed as he scored the purple dough of his energeon dumpling, effectively sealing the edges.

“Whys it matter to you, jerkcopter?” Shrugging onto the counter top, Vortex leaned on his servo, tilting his helm coyly. “Since when is curiosity such a crime?” Swindle flattened his lip plates, looking up at Vortex, unamused. “Whatta’ you want? And hurry it up, I gotta batch cookin up I gotta check on in a klick.”

Okay, rude. If Swindle wanted him to be a menace though, he could certainly deliver—especially if the runt was going to keep rejecting his presence.

Spinkrokcrum, Fulcrum centric, Fluff, 800 words, flashfic 3 hours summary: they roast marshmallows!!!!!!!!

“Think I’m gonna start the fire now.” Spinster announces as he takes aim at the scavenged, oil drenched, carcass in front of them. 

“Okay just—try not to let it ricochet into us this time?” Fulcrum groans, shielding himself behind Spinister. Once upon a time, the fire of Spinister’s barrel might’ve given him a jump or a flinch—by now he’s pretty immune. 

Sitting back down by the absurdly green ‘fire’, he lets Spinister take the space beside him…the side that may or may not have a face plate melting as fuel. Misfire and Grimlock are still off scavenging while Crankcase continues working on some engine repairs, leaving Fulcrum Spinister and Krok to set up camp—how ironic. For the past few deca-cycles Fulcrum’s spark has been harboring an annoying yammer about the medic and tactician—it’s become increasingly more difficult to ignore as he’s frequently being put into situations…Situations, often ending up with the three of them——alone. He finds himself in this predicament once again as Krok re-appears from the entrance of the W.A.P, briskly walking up to the pair and seating himself on the other side of Fulcrum. It’s a suspicious choice as there is plenty of space on other junk heaps to sit around the--now--slightly rancid smelling fire…there’s the other side of Spinister! But he chooses to sit—cramped—on the same junk pile. Fulcrum could try to believe it’s cozy, but his overactive spark is making it a mental struggle. 

“How was setting up?” Krok asks as he pulls out a container of…something soft? 

“Spin found an autobot graveyard of some sort so we kind of just…used that as fuel for the fire. Most of the corpses were dried out, but we…” Fulcrum trails off as he can feel the pair's optics trained on him; he clears his vocalizer, but is interrupted by the copter.

“Picked em’ clean, nothing too useful—just some blaster charges and trinkets. Made a good fire though.” 

Fulcrum snorts in response, nodding, “Clearly.”

Krok shifts, knee plating bumping into Fulcrum’s, the technician’s plating chaffing Spinister’s like an ill fated domino effect. Fulcrum curls into himself before warbling out “What…were you up to today?” 

“Yeah—and what’s that?” Spinister adds, pointing across Fulcrum, oblivious to the crushing proximity he’s cursing the triad to.

Krok chuckles affectionately before passing the container to Fulcrum, Spinister looming over him to get a look. It looks soft, squishy, smells creamy, and is sliced into twelve squares; Fulcrum had never seen it before, but a dawn of realization seems to hit his medical companion. 

“Woahhh!!! Energon flumps….How’d you find this, Krok?” Spinster hums, picking one up to observe. Krok shifts to lean in more; Fulcrum does his best to try and inconspicuously expel the steam trapped in his frame.

“They had althar minerals at the last trade post so I melted them down—I thought we could all enjoy a rare treat.” 

The idea of Krok baking (if you could call it that) is an odd one, but the mirth in his optics is spark striking and maybe Fulcrum does feel a little bit cozy. Between Krok’s pleasantly affectionate mood and Spinister’s excited shuffling he can’t be upset, and he’s maaaaybe reminded of how he ended up liking them in the first place; he smiles warmly, staring down at the confections. 

“You know, I’ve never had one of these or…even seen one really. Thanks Krok, this is…nice.” 

There’s a second of quiet staring, only the crackle of the fire audible before it’s broken by a wide opticed Spinister.

“Really? Never?” 

“I was forged during the war so…I never really got the opportunity to try confections—unless I made them myself.” 

“I figured so,” Krok vented, “But now you can. We can roast these flumps together.” 

“Wait, you ROAST them??? Didn’t you say you melted them down? How does that work?!” 

Fulcrum is interrupted by a wet stabbing noise. He turns, exasperated by Spinister stabbing the flump with his rotor blade…and kind of disgusted? Before being handed the blade, Spinster holding the back of his servo as if to guide him in the most embarrassingly personal way possible. 

“Like this.” the copter answers, guiding the flump to hover above the fire. Fulcrum watches, the copter helping him roast it as it starts turning golden in color and he feels…happy. He likes this he realizes, he like this close, intimate, enviornment—he likes spending time like this with Krok and Spinister. His optics flit over to Krok, whose gaze holds a rare tenderness reserved for moments like these…a fragility almost. And he feels settled in Spinister’s guiding hand…he wants to be here, he decides, relaxing.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fulcrum/Spinister (Transformers), Fulcrum & Krok (Transformers), Crankcase & Fulcrum & Krok & Misfire & Spinister (Transformers), theres a smidgen of fulkrok and spinkrok if anyone cares Characters: Fulcrum (Transformers), Spinister (Transformers), Krok (Transformers), Misfire (Transformers), Crankcase (Transformers), Grimlock (Transformers), goopy organics, The Scavengers (Transformers), expired energon gummies are a paid actor Additional Tags: magnesium deficent fulcrum: the sequel, Gay Panic, and regular panic, Comedy, but im not even funny, worlds stupidest crush, Fluff and Humor, i think???, Ghost planet, Movie Night, krok the plotter pt 2, Massage, chiropractor spinny, Back Pain, cramping, based off REAL events btw guys (my back pain), medical treatment, theres a lil spinkrokcrum hiding throughout it cause i like them, Affection, Banter, idk guys this one ran away with me, nuke at the movie night, fulcrum is kind of unreliable as a narrator, he thinks krok is out to get him but krok is just out to get bitches, not my best work but certainly my longest Series: Part 2 of squeezed out Summary:

“He’s not dying,” Spinister starts as he continues prodding “your joints just got stressed from tension and magnesium deficiency.”

The medic looks down into Fulcrum’s frame, huffing despite his servos beginning to work soothing circles into the formerly violent ache in Fulcrum’s hip joint; the technician feels too much relief to be bashful.

”Told ya your frame would start acting up cause you rejected treatment.”

The pain in his hip growing back like a parasite elicits another groan of pain, and then a sigh. The entire few cycles after the suite incident, Spinister had been relentlessly trying to get him to agree to this “treatment” and maybe before he would’ve been fine with it, but now? The entire idea of Spinister touching his plating so…intimately sends his spark into overdrive...

Fulkrok + Spinister, 1.2k, fluff/tension (?) ficlet

summary: Fulcrum and Krok get trapped together in the WAP's engine room and have a talk! Spinister makes a guest appearance.

The loud, yet familiar sound of the engine room resounded as Fulcrum glowered down at the mess of wires before him. The motherboard of the W.A.P. needed repairs after Misfire had fried it to a half functional state in his execution of a prank gone wrong. He looked back to the monitor connected to the mass of wires, trying to ignore Krok leering over his shoulder plating. The tactician had initially tasked him with the repair job—apparently he had also decided he had nothing better to do than watch Fulcrum’s attempt at fixing the equipment.

It was a bit unnerving to have Krok practically breathe down his neck cables, optics watchful of Fulcrum’s work, but the company was nice nonetheless—tech work could be absolutely mind numbing. Tweaking another wire, Fulcrum groaned at the monitor blue screening.

“That doesn’t look good.” Krok remarked, vocalizer steady.

“It’s not, I might have to re-do the past half-joor of coding over again.” Fulcrum lamented—how badly he felt the urge to smack the damn thing.

“Oh, that's...upsetting—I think a break is in order while we wait for it to come back online, you've worked hard.”

“Yeah, just let me—“ Fulcrum was interrupted by a the of a wire shorting and the instantaneous WHAM!!! Of the blast doors shutting.

“Fulcrum, what is happening on there?”

“I don’t know, I think a wire shorted, but the command center is bugged right now!” Fulcrum furiously slammed the power button praying for the command center to reload before a flash of hope appeared on the monitor: mandatory lock down.

“Uhhhh, Krok??? i think we have a big big problem!!!” He scrambled, pointing at the words on the screen. The pair turned to stare at the door, Krok jogging over to try and pry it open.

“It’s too late! It’s locked down!”

“I can see that.” Krok grit out before opening his commline, “Fulcrum and I have been locked in the engine room of the W.A.P., I need Crankcase here stat.”

Krok deflated with a sigh before walking back over to Fulcrum and the black screened computer. They sat side by side, defeated.

“Sorry,” Fulcrum groaned out, “guess we’ll be stuck here for…awhile.”

“There are worse things,” The tactician sighed as he laid a tender pat on Fulcrum’s shoulder, “we’ve made it through…much worse and I did choose to be here.”

“Yeah I guess at worst Spin can saw a hole in the door for us…and the engine is still working at least? I mean it’s not optimal but…”

Krok interjected “It’s not so bad either?”

Fulcrum let a small smile tug at his lip plates, nodding. As their optics met, Fulcrum shuffled, Krok patting his servo reassuringly. the technician typically wasn’t privy to his personal space being invaded, but he felt comfortable with the proximity now—he wanted Krok to lean into his space.

The tension was heavy, the warmth of the engine elevating their temperatures even further, and Fulcrum felt his vents hitching. He thought about moving to interlock their fingers, processor ballistic as those vermilion optics bore into his own. He vented before breaking the silence.

“Krok I-“

“KROK??? FULCRUM??? ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME…???”

A familiar voice boomed from behind the door; Fulcrum sprung up, scrambling over; an escape from whatever he was about to say was welcomed.

“Spin?! Is that you??? Where the hell is Crankcase???” He exclaimed, banging back on the door.

“Eh he’s busy. Doin stuff. He’ll be back soon—ish!”

Krok let out a displeased grunt, ”For how long exactly is soon-ish?”

There was a pause of silence.

“SPIN, HOW LONG???!!!” Fulcrum wailed, banging at the door again.

“Hm...I think…he said two joors? I wasn't really listening.”

“TWO JOORS???” The pair groaned.

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”

“Can’t you just saw a hole or something?” Fulcrum provided frantically.

“Well I mean…I could but it’d probably take longer than Crankcase coming back cause it’s a pretty thick door. Gotta get the drill out and then the door is fragged. We’d need a new one and that’s expensive.” Spinister responded with little sense of urgency; Krok looked like he had a headache.

“Spinister…I need you to try and locate the outer lock frame. There should be a command code in the portal you can input to disable the lock.”

“Huh…? There’s a portal…on the ship? I don’t know where that is, Krok.”

“Oh for frags sake,” Fulcrum huffed, “it’s a DIGITAL portal, Spin! You know…like the ones misfire uses for his pet games.”

“Like a game???”

Krok sighed, “Spinister. In the inner vault, there is a data pad on the wall. Go into the data pad and I will give you a code to input.”

“…Hm...kay. Don’t have fun without me.”

“Oh yeah, i just love being trapped in the hottest room in the ship, very fun.” Fulcrum quipped sardonically.

“Kinda weird choice but i don’t judge.” Spinister responded, tone judging.

“Just go find the data pad, please.” Krok sighed before sitting back against the door.

“Kay, will do. See ya soon.”

And he scampered off on his search. Fulcrum joined Krok in sitting, stealing a glance at the tactician.

From his time with the scavengers, Fulcrum had observed that Krok was probably once studly…with his well portioned frame and athletic struts. Every so often, he'd catch a glimpse of Krok’s face plate--it was the face of a war scarred heart throb, handsome in a withered way from years of anxiety and stress. He started to wonder what it was like to see him smile—he had a sharp set of dentae for sure, but it might just add to his charm. Fulcrum had only ever seen his expression as exhausted or neutral.

“You’re staring, what are you thinking?” Krok chimed, Fulcrum looking away, embarrassed.

“Nothing really! I just…I’ve never seen you smile so yeah. Uh. Just thought it would…look…good. On you. Yeah.” Krok stared back at Fulcrum, optics glowing bright.

The technician coughed, “You actually can forget I said anything! I don’t—um?”

Krok leaned closer, mask sliding back to reveal his faceplate; his lip plate seemed to quirk up ever so slightly.

“Like this?”

“Well…I mean—sure??? I was thinking bigger though but actually this is fine! This is great!”

Fulcrum could feel his spark banging around like a trapped bird in his spark cavity. Krok’s—unfortunately good looking—face plate was closing in, entering his space. He let a slightly sharp toothed smirk quirk at his lip plates—Fulcrum could swear he had ascended.

“Better?”

“…yeah…” Fulcrum squeaked. Krok averted his optics momentarily, almost seeming bashful himself before taking Fulcrum’s servo in his own and lifting it to his warm, scarred, cheek plating. Was this a nightmare or a dream? Hell if Fulcrum knew.

“What were you saying earlier? You didn’t finish.”

Fulcrum idly traced his thumb along The faded scars decorating Krok’s plating.

“I—uhhh…” he went red thinking about it, “i don’t remember…actually.”

Krok raised a brow ridge in suspicion before leaning into Fulcrum’s touch.

“Well,” he started, optics half lidded, “I’m going to ask you again, how do you feel about Spinister?”

The question shocked Fulcrum out of his mesmerized haze.

“You’re still on this topic???”

Krok tilted his helm back inward, practically touching Fulcrum's nose with his own, gaze more stern.

“Yes. Now give me a clear answer—no running this time.”

“Not like there’s anywhere I can go anyway…” Fulcrum sighed, rolling his head back.

“I don’t know…I like being around him…I guess. I like being around you too.”

“And?”

“And…” Fulcrum felt his core temperature matching the rooms, “…he’s frustrating but I like how he cares and is…admittedly considerate. What else do you want me to say???”

By now Fulcrum was hiding his face plate in his servos.

“Hm. Right well…what about me?”

“What about you???”

Krok raised his servo to, gingerly, tilt Fulcrums gaze back to his own.

“What do you think of me?”

Fulcrum felt his mouth go dry, fans giving away his response.

“I--OH LOOK!!! The computer came back!!!” Fulcrum wheezed, scrambling away from Krok to act like the wires were suddenly so very interesting.

A few kliks of hot wiring, and a few modified commands and suddenly the doors shot back open…with Crankcase staring at them??? And Spinister squinting.

“You two have fun in there?” Crankcase groused, seemingly annoyed.

“Without me?! I told you guys to wait!” Spinister huffed.

“Where the scrap were you, exactly?” Fulcrum puffed out crossing his arms.

“Planetside.”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fulcrum/Spinister (Transformers), Fulcrum & Spinister (Transformers), Fulcrum & Misfire (Transformers), greater scavengers ensemble Characters: Fulcrum (Transformers), Spinister (Transformers), Misfire (Transformers), Krok (Transformers), Crankcase (Transformers), crankcase alien species???, Grimlock (Transformers), The Scavengers (Transformers) Additional Tags: There Was Only One Bed, can't believe im using that tag, Fluff, Comedy, spincrum homie blanket: the fic, Gay Panic, cause it's fulcrum so yeah, Regular panic too, cause...fulcrum, lots of staring bc spinister, he got that audhd stare, suggestive theme brought up, Pre-Relationship, Awkward Crush, developing feelings, krok low key a plotter but it's not mentioned, thought you guys should know cause it's funny, Hotels, they're at one so, sorry if i overcooked the food guys half of this was written at 3am, my burnt ass fic, anyway eat up spincrummers, Awkward Dates, Getting to Know Each Other, spinnys magic hands, bros being bros, Massage, Bathrooms Summary:

“Right, so we have three rooms, two doubles and a single. We’ll pull lots.” Krok announced to the group.

At the time, Fulcrum hadn’t thought much of the single, he was used to being squished with Misfire anyway. It would be a little awkward if it was Krok or Crankcase, but he’d live. Spinister and Grimlock would surely be exempt and have their own berth due to their size.

“I win!” Spinster dumbly cheered, waving his stick as Fulcrum deadpanned with his matching lot. It would be his luck that both him and Spinister pulled the single.

It wasn’t that Fulcrum hated Spinister’s company, by now he was used to the medic hovering behind him, but his relationship with Spinister was…unexplored to say the least...

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Crankcase & Fulcrum & Krok & Misfire & Spinister (Transformers), Fulcrum/Spinister (Transformers), Fulcrum & Spinister (Transformers) Characters: Fulcrum (Transformers), Spinister (Transformers), Krok (Transformers), Misfire (Transformers), Crankcase (Transformers), Grimlock (Transformers), The Scavengers (Transformers) Additional Tags: Sickfic, Kinda, Sleepy Cuddles, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff without Plot, basically fulcrum is sleep deprived: the fanfic, like me, its 2am, medic spinnyyyyyy, might be occ i wrote this like a year ago, i mean ooc, im fucking exhausted aughhhhh, spincrum, can be platonic but i leave it up for interpretation, krok doesnt fit on the bed....:(( Summary: