#trashbaggbabbie

Richie, clearly drunk, making out with Eddie: hold on lemme get a condom Eddie, drunk also, watching Richie reach into the trash: that’s a snickers wrapper, dipshit

Tbh all i can think about is Richie having a rut and stan comes near him and Eddie and Richie growls at him. And stan just whips around and is like ”fight me bitch” and then Eddie has to hold down a very angry Richie as he glares at a laughing Stan.

Bill tries his hardest to have Jack choose him when he wants to nap on one of them. But it’s always Stan and Bill is in the corner pouting like a child as the two kids nap on a sleeping Stan. (Stan works super hard each day and takes little naps with the kids on his days off)

Ben needs to be taken care of so powerbottom Eddie comes to the rescue and has Ben fill him up with at least three loads. Ben can’t get enough of it and is less stressed(and more in love with Eddie) at the end of the day.

Op literally is the best but go off I guess

I imagine Richie meeting the losers and he sees Eddie and is like “Eddie spaghetti!” And kisses Eddie (who flails around) right on the mouth with a sloppy kiss.

Richie beat Eddie at arm wrestling and flaunts it off. But what no one knows is that Eddie was winning and Richie kissed him to distract him.

Mike has that hidden chaotic energy that only comes out around certain people. Richie is one of them. Never leave them alone together for more than a minute, they’ll figure out a plan to murder someone and hide their body where no one can find it in less than an hour.