#train jumping

(Journal Log 81)(Homeless)

Taako: Everybody off!

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Angus: Are you sure about this? It seems like it's gonna hurt a lot sir...

Clint: Gah! Hit him!

Justin: ...I push Angus off the train.

Angus: Oh gosh!!

Griffin: You throw this canary in the mine shaft off the train, you see him roll a good distance and he sits up and gives you a thumbs up but he's missing two teeth.

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Travis: I jump but I tuck and roll so as to incur no damage!

Griffin: Acrobatics check!

Travis: I rolled a 45!

Griffin: Nope! That's not a number!

Travis: Ah... oh... that's not good... I'm gonna die...

Griffin: You won't DIE die.

Travis: Won't I? I only have one hit point Griffin.

Griffin: I mean that's not DEATH.

Travis: Uh I rolled a 12.

Griffin: Ok yeah that's gonna hurt. It's only gonna damage you two hit points though which in any other circumstance I think would be a really good number! You see Magnus go off the train. He does NOT sit up and give you a thumbs up.

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Griffin: Jess leaps off effortlessly. She actually like jumps off and lands on her feet, running, and just sort of stops. Perfect. Like a cat.

Travis: Why didn't I do that?

Griffin: Because she's way cooler than you are. Like way way way cooler. And just way better at everything.

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Taako: Graham? Once you're off do you have any magics that could tend to his wounds?

Graham: Uh, I can give it a try! I can-

Taako: Great, that's good enough for me. Bye.

Graham: I just want to say I'm really proud of you!

Taako: Ok good.

Graham: And I just want YOU to know that I-

Taako: *pushes him of the train*

Graham: -want to be like you someday!

Griffin: And he is now off the train.

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Taako: Ok let's jump because we're close, we're real close.

Merle: All right are you gonna cast the thing?

Taako: I probably need to jump and then cast the thing so I can keep my concentration.

Merle: It'll be real easy to concentrate when you're rolling across those railroad ties.

Taako: No I'll hop up at the last second it's gonna be sweet.

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(Journal Log 85)(Travel)