#train crashers

I swear, I was not expecting that last sentence to end with “they go on adventures together” my mind is so in the gutter.

But totally. Danny still thinks Arin fills out his dress well and that his hair is adorable and he makes a really cute princess. Plus I mean, Arin is definitely everything Danny’s ever wanted in a partner personality-wise, so why not? He’s down for it.

UM YES AND YES.

You know that third princess in the game that always has her face covered and you don’t know what she looks like until the very end? That’s Arin.

And for some reason, Danny knows that ‘she’s the one. That’s the princess for him. I mean, just look at the way that ‘she’ fills out that dress. And the cute chin-length hair with a little streak for flair. Adorable. Danny is so into it.

dude, glorious. The Shovel Grumps are the most stoic of all of them because they’re on a quest to save their missing link. They’ve literally been torn up about it for so long they’re just numb to everything.

Then, I mean, the legend of grump guys are already in the midst of trying to solve everything that link!Arin broke so Arin’s confidence is a bit shattered right now. link!Danny is doing alright, though.

Steam Quest Danny is trying his hardest to act official and strong and look cool in front of these other ~adventurers~ so he’s trying the hardest.

(Based on Castle Crashers)

Two young knights are forced to work together on a quest to save three different princesses. It shouldn’t be a hard task, it really shouldn’t. But, I mean, it’s Ross and Danny we’re talking about.

Ross is a trusty gray knight, never viewed as much more than a menial henchman to the crown. There are millions like him. Of course he’s not special, why would he be? All he’s got is a hammer, how lame is that? It also doesn’t help that his partner has ice powers and doesn’t even seem to appreciate them. Ice powers, the power that Ross would have killed for when he was little and wanted to grow up to have mastered by now. But no, this guy has them. So Ross, channeling his inner bitterness, takes it upon himself to ensure that he gets all the credit for every single princess they save. Danny can fight the dungeon bosses and stop enemies with his ice, but Ross is going to be the one getting all the princesses.

Danny’s fresh out of knight-training school and already assigned to a big mission, which is pretty cool. He’s kind of new to the whole “having ice powers” thing, though his partner, a loud and chatty gray knight, definitely seems to know a lot about it. Danny wants to be a team player, he really does, but Ross is making it really difficult on him. They fight well in battle, but once it comes to the princesses--you know, the thing Danny’s been dreaming about since he was little--Ross refuses to let up. Danny’s not an angry person, but Ross knows just how to push his buttons and the anger slowly eats away at him as Ross claims the first two princesses they encounter for himself, even after Danny suggested a compromise. But now, with that third princess on the line, the one whose face neither have seen and Danny fell in love with the moment he saw her getting dragged away on her face, well, he’s going to give Ross a good fight for her.