#tr shitpost

Drunk Ran, coming to see you late at night. He sees a lump under the covers and stumbles his way there—falls on top of the lump and starts touching it, only for a very deep and masculine moan to come from it. That startles Ran, and he fastly pulls the covers. A shirtless Kakucho pops out. Both men look at each other and scream.

You were in the bathroom and as soon as you heard the door, you went to check and saw it all. You are there, standing in the door frame like👁👄👁🧍🏻‍♀️😂, “I can sleep on the couch if you two want privacy,” you mockingly tell them.

Ran proceeds to cover Kakucho violently and jumps from the bed, and hugs you. He begins to mumble how sorry he is and that he didn't mean to cheat on you. “Wait! I didn't do anything! It wasn't cheating!”